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In early weddings the bride was all in white, and by the end of the wedding - all in pink sweet. ********** In the gymnasium under the Government of the Russian Federation on the classroom work of the children of officials are taught to cut the budget ********** Have con-the atheist on the back of the building research Institute. ********** After prom was a pity to leave school, but it was not put out. ********** (Kiriyenko): -Vladimir Vladimirovich, because of the abolition of pensions yesterday utopias 146 more pensioners. (Putin, a kind-hearted man) -I Hope the water was warm. ********** the media is now accepted at the mention of ISIS to add (an organization banned in Russia). a Good tradition that should be expanded. Well, for example: the Party...

The Slogan "Its not throw!" a very cool and Patriotic. But when he touches Medvedev, Anatoly Chubais and Serdyukov, is an ass. ********** truly wealthy woman wears under jeans, whole tights. ********** Never say during the interview: "I specifically did not drink yesterday, because this meeting is very important for me", though it is most often true. ********** I Have had one problem, so I decided to write a program that will solve it. Now I have 1 problem, 9 errors and 12 warnings. ********** My life is so constituted that if I go with the flow, always against the wind. ********** In another cry of his wife "Zaya!", Petrovic was only able to whisper softly, "Bala"... ********** 98% I'm home and modest man. But Oh, those 2%!.. ********** Money can be and...

Leonardo DiCaprio is not going to the pool, because the girls started to cry and drag him to the side. ********** a Fan of social networks essay on "how I spent my summer" replied, "norm, how are you?" ********** Friend talks about re-sit examination: - Well, I told him and drew a graph of ubyvaniya functions... - May still decrease? Or is it very much diminished quickly? ********** Young judge examines the first case. Decided to consult with an experienced colleague on the phone: - I've Got a bootlegger. How much do you think I should give him a chance? - Fifty rubles per liter, and not a penny more! ********** Divorce Petrosyan and Stepanenko. What more vile, the sound of this landmark event, wants to do devious government?? ********** the Court heard the...

The farm Owner sometimes complains that he spent on this beast the best years of his life. ********** - can you Imagine that I recently managed to try - lamb testicles! - wow. Are they talking about? ********** I consider myself to be quite a wealthy man, so purchases are made in an expensive supermarket, though, from 9 to 11 a.m., when discounts of 50% on yesterday's salads... ********** the Harm is poison, and like any poison at a low dose is beneficial as a medicine. Kindness is a drug and like any drug... it's All in the dose. ********** It: - Where'd you get those scratches on your back??? It: - the Cat bathed, she is afraid of water.. It: - you Know what! Now you let your cat irons, washes clothes, prepares to eat and give! ********** most in the...

I already found her soul mate. It consists of two quarters. ********** Two odessite talk of life: - You know, Dumb, sho I our economy is not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. - I, Izzy, even the tunnel can't see. ********** students of the biological faculty during session two times a year mutate and turn into ass-hat with a bunch of tails. ********** If you have friends, only imaginary, they were more fortunate than you, because they have a friend - a real. ********** It: - I wanted to paint, but the color was a gray. It: Well, my girlfriend became a grandmother. It: - makes fun of You, I'll leave you. It: - Where? In a nursing home? ********** the reality of Russian pharmacy: - please Tell me you have the cure FACEROLL? - you Know, FACEROLL no...

We have many times drank for the love that seems to be drunk, it nafig. ********** - How to punish a man to his beast, getting through to the bone? - Zalet from him! ********** Nikolai Valuev — athlete, presenter, politician, activist, MTS subscriber. And judging by the fact that no one can tell him "no", this will continue. ********** It: - I love to sing, but to me the bear on an ear came... It: - And on the chest lay a little. ********** What does a man need he could be proud of their country? It's simple. It is necessary that he would be proud of all standing over him managers from the municipal to the Federal level. ********** Summer without a vacation is like a birthday without gifts! © Dmitry Sviridov ********** in the hotels in Turkey the Russian...

Guys in the near future do not ask me for a loan. I paid communal and fell several positions in the Forbes list. ********** the maximum Objective - to stay awake at work. the Problem of the minimum - not to snore... ********** Our authorities are convinced that people are the most digestible product is noodles. ********** Russia - this is when you can drink cheaper than to eat. ********** Died hard worker. He found himself in front of a beautiful Park, sees the inscription over the entrance: "all wishes of hard workers". He enters, dressed in his crimson jacket, put on his neck the Golden chain and released into a city Park. "Paradise! All, as dreamed of in his lifetime!" - thinking hard worker. But only he can drink, eat, suddenly it swoops bunch of others...

- Why officials are stealing? - because they're public servants, and the servants can't live without privorovyvat the owner. ********** According to the Center of traffic organization in Moscow for the first half of 2018 decreased the number of road accident victims. The government does not intend to rest on our laurels and will continue to increase in gasoline prices. ********** the Couple is annoying me this bearded man who builds a ship in my yard in the rain... ********** Typo "call Chuck" more accurately reflects the current state of Affairs. ********** does the sign "0+" that this material not look pregnant? ********** Petrovich tolerant person. It does not work on Sunday, as a Christian, on Saturday, following the Jewish tradition, and Friday...

- Vladimir Vladimirovich, I've read about the magic numbers! - Dima, stop garbage suffer, better to think how we make money. - the Magic numbers will bring us a lot of money! - What kind of numbers are they? - 65 63 ********** - Cherchesov received the order of Alexander Nevsky. - Strange, the Germans on the ice defeated the Snark, and the order of Alexander Nevsky received Cherchesov. ********** Surgeons Robin hoods cut off from the rich and kill the poor. ********** Resting in the forest, the company was embarrassed that after they opened the bottle of vodka, the cuckoo fell silent. ********** all of a sudden, in the silence, knocked at doors... but no, neighbor, bitch. ********** Friend father a glass of cognac advised me not to admit into the soul of...

The Russian Government is developing measures to promote a healthy lifestyle. Soon on the TV screens: "how appetizing family dinner to replace a healthy fasting..." ********** Health for itself you do not drink. ********** bypass the doctor, watching the world Cup, turns to the sick: - Well, that Namari what are... Simulating? ********** Russia to hold referendums, sure, but only in another country... ********** It: - You know, the coat, which I have long wanted to buy, fell by 10 thousand rubles! It: - Yes, and now it is worth exactly what it lacks. ********** my name is Margarita. I'm a pastry chef. I am 35 years old. I'm sick of gingerbread, and I want a whip! ********** - is There life in retirement? - Now there is. ********** Years, of course, will...

Group of optimists still thinks that the Czech Republic and Slovakia just briefly quarreled. ********** — Mom, you are in school! To school?! — No, it means when the sauna is called, is this normal? ********** - Mr President, we have oil, gas, and You say that there is no money for pensions. - You are mistaken, oil and gas oligarchs and you have a Fig with oil ! ********** 2020. Another decision of the Parliament: it is allowed to use 20% of the screen to display the gear, if there's time from advertising. ********** Before I tried to quickly leave home and go to parties now I'm trying to quickly leave the party home. ********** In response to the increase in the retirement age necessary to reduce the parliamentary term to one. And, then - let them go...

- Stop watching TV. There will not tell the truth. Only the Internet can find the truth! - Yes, on the Internet you can even choose which truth to believe. ********** in Short, guys, the essence of the speech trump, I realized that this schmuck is not even going to build hospitals in Russia, to repair our roads and to pay pensions to the aged. ********** Our MPs and businessmen, honest people who almost always support the government that does not prevent them from stealing. ********** the Power used to spit on the opinion of the people, but with the pension reform managed to spit in the soul. ********** according to the policy of Putin - he loves Russia, he wants a "happily ever after", at least "died in one day." ********** According to statistics 90% of...

- What a schizophrenic is different from a system administrator? - the First deals with coffee makers, one with the teapots. ********** Pension reform intended to rejuvenate the country's population. ********** there are two classmate. One successful new Russian, the other a bum. the One that is homeless, asks: - Give a little bit of money that I have raised. - Well, the money I give you. But guess one thing. I was here the attack was, in the end, I lost one eye. Crazy grandmother put artificial. Guess what - the money is yours. a Homeless person shows up on the left. - Exactly! How did you know? - it is something human. ********** Man change women, when want to experience. A woman changes men, when not experiencing anything. ********** - Girls like you the...

- Rosie, and what you have Solomon Markovich? - Oh, you know, he's so persistent! So we have... ********** - the Average pension in 12 years will be 20 million yuan or rupees!? - Dreaming... 20 thousand shells. From The Crimea. Will issue a pebble at the rate of 1 to 2. ********** - Fima, you seem to have forgotten that the New year took me a thousand hryvnia. - have I forgotten? Yes, Yasha! I'm begging you! It is still my most vivid Christmas memory. ********** Resort shop: "sushi on the sea". ********** - Imagine me yesterday some guy called an idiot! - Someone means him to spill the beans... ********** - That Abram's wife! Smart, economic, beautiful, true! - And after a long time he became a polygamist? ********** their fifty years I kept fit! However...

To a very curious children on the new year comes Santa pihto. ********** “I recognize the quality of Papia with his eyes closed”. kind of embarrassing to ask, what's the difference eyes open or closed during the evaluation of the quality of toilet paper... ********** - and so it happens... will Live for years, then meet a woman older than you and know what the wrong was! - johnny, eat porridge! Just yesterday you moved to the senior group of our school, and he has tortured all his philosophy! ********** I Sat down at a bench to think about his life. It is necessary to throw to drink, smoke, get a job... in Short, fuck this fuck bench, the more it will not sit down.... ********** Smart column from Yandex is able to recognize more than 20 shades of intonation...