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At some point, you tell parents, "No, to the country I'm not going!"... So sometimes ends childhood. ********** If in the heat to walk in shorts, wearing a tank top to the table is perceived as a full-dress parade. ********** Those who complain that Moscow has dug up all the streets, never lived in province. In Moscow at least have the confidence that bury back. ********** Kerch bridge will be depicted on the banknote denominations of one billion. ********** on the Internet he is. Read the comments, I think: "Some idiots!" Start to argue with them and do not notice how one idiot was more. ********** It's you on the Internet so brave. And once you get in the chair to the Barber and in addition to “Yes”, “uh-huh” and “Yeah, that's good,” you will hear...

Is Iceland. And we have Franz-Joseph. Our bandy-legged "players" to the 2018 world Cup to move? ********** Sport-Express: "the RFU are inclined to the candidacy of a foreign coach". it Was. It did not help. It only remains to try the alien. ********** the Lack of luminescence in ultraviolet light even on special coated luminous part of the hands of the Chubais - one of the side achievements of SKOLKOVO. ********** news feed: the Russian state Duma adopted in final reading a bill allowing construction on the territory of state nature reserves. Such an amendment made to the law "On specially protected natural territories". Who said that the state Duma only forbids? ********** - You've been here for 10 years and never took sick leave. What's the secret to your...

Know how cool all summer to communicate with friends, stay out late, meet new people, to go to sunbathe and swim and just have a good time? so I do not know. ********** goldfish was one weakness - the elderly. ********** - Notice - when thump, nails and hair are growing much more rapidly. Is the body begins to understand that while drunk you turn into an animal and tries to adapt, growing claws and fur. ********** This is one of ridicule of life: having obtained what he wanted, understand that we want not this. © castle ********** Before you find one close, will meet a lot of narrow-minded. ********** When a man says "Life is fucked" - the word life refers to the wife. ********** people Die only in two cases: when they have fulfilled their Purpose or when...

You'll be proud of the length of the penis until, until you begin to introduce the catheter. ********** White thought it was him, the change brought for lunch. ********** a Sign in the bus: "Beer in the cabin not to drink! the Driver choking on saliva!". ********** All girls in the childhood dreamed of becoming a ballerina, an actress, singer, and I dreamed that I grew Boobs. And they grew to... size 6... it is Better to be a fool, about the apartment wanted. ********** Ukraine has offered the UK their assistance in solving problems with the EU. 1. The slogan: "Britain — TSE Europe" together, to fire all civil servants and party leaders, with those who disagree. 2. To hold another referendum on the EU. If he gives not the same results to hold another, etc....

- From falling in the bathroom on a wet floor every year in Russia killed three times more people than terrorist attacks. B-d, where to watch upstairs! It is necessary to solve something with the goddamn bathrooms! For a week turn off the water - it's a half measure! ********** Forgotten was the idea to unite the Russian and Ukrainian football Championships received a new continuation after both teams return from France! Even in Russia, and in Ukraine, few have any objection to combine them in one bag and dump with one bridge! ********** Kate ran a hand through the fly of Nicholas and realized that the guy about her commitment. ********** the More you know - stronger revenge. ********** Man at the dinner table with an appetite welling burgers. In front of...

On the background of the team any bans on gay pride parade in Russia seem senseless. ********** Yellow sea near a country with a population of half a billion? Geographical incident? I don't think... ********** If thinking nonsense, then there is her nest. ********** Girl at school was sitting closer to the window and the battery has matured in the 5th grade. ********** - what's new? - Our players lost. - I ask, what's new? ********** – Sara, you and your Abrash's caregiver? - My Abrash of the categories of people who bring the greatest benefit when doing nothing. ********** Even if the team from Wales took the field one goalkeeper, a goalless draw, we would still not saved. ********** But I wonder - and the players of the so-called national team of Russia...

What are you all talking about. You're glad when early finished the work and the chief was allowed to go home. Happy? Well, the players are happy. ********** Players of the national team of Russia has promised to die to achieve victory, but took to the field already dead. ********** it Became clear why we have fought for the world championship 2018 in Russia - this is obviously the only chance our team do to get there. ********** Urgent message! UEFA will throw the teams of Russia and Ukraine... at different terminals of the airport during departure. ********** the Russian Team successfully completed a performance at the European championship in 2016. Disrupting all the plans of our detractors in the disqualification of the team, she flew herself and with...

Family Came to the country. First husband of last year's foliage was collected, then dug the ground, and then hauled manure. The evening could hardly crawled to the house, fell on the bed exhausted. Here the wife with a cell phone: - your Brother calls, asks where we are. - Say, at the cottage resting. And began to snore... ********** Learn online preference. This week managed to make sure what is sorely lacking feature Nabnut opponent candelabra on the head"... ********** Russian fans at Euro 2016: to see Paris and... to serve. ********** Sit yourself at the bar, sitting happy... then BAM - and I got a receipt! ********** Artist can offend everyone. So do not hesitate, come in the queue. ********** I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...

Optimist, a pessimist and a realist went shopping. the Optimist bought a pair of jeans is slightly narrower than necessary. A pessimist a little wider. And realistic skirt on elastic. ********** Women are divided into those who have "goats" took the best years of my life, and the lonely, unlucky. ********** Yoga - a dangerous occupation. One awkward movement - and you are vegan. ********** a living wage is such amount, on which millions of citizens have to live a month, and those who decided to spend so much on toilet paper. ********** 2020 Saint Petersburg. The route is built - move the bridge Akhmad Kadyrov, then turn to the prospect of Ramzan Kadyrov and move to the square the Courage of Chechens, then by a formidable Avenue to Vosstaniya Square...

To maintain the desired sporting spirit of the players of the national team of Russia on football came wife ... and I had to come Tiffany. ********** - the Purpose of your visit to France? - Together with the British. ********** - Waiter, when you bring my order? - what did you order? - Turtle soup. Wait, turtle is a slow animal. ********** the following year, the Eurovision song contest will go Vitaly Mutko with the song "2016", dedicated to the deportation of fans from France. ********** the more a woman drinks, the worse man... one that is waiting at home... ********** Dating: - Girl, do you really 25 years? - Yes - since when? ********** One job on the Vase creates 6 jobs in other sectors: Mechanic, electrician, surgeon, pathologist, COP and...

One fooling around is not interesting — no one will ever know that you're a fool! ********** My childhood will never be over until my ass fit in the baby swing. ********** Remind Internet users that, according to the law, any use of obscene words shall be accompanied by the addition of "prohibited (banned) in the Russian Federation". ********** in Some incredible way that violates all the laws of probability, we have the post of Minister of education only those rare go... videomy who think the exam is good. ********** Sam, don't be hysterical like a girl with a positive test! Mom lived her life, and live yours! Trust me, she'll do it well! © One for all ********** the First law of the universe: the universe has laws. ********** - Tell me, Holmes, how it is...

- Just keep the presentation in Word 2003! - Why? - Then, that the University we are innovating. ********** From the point of view of the tablet, the man is a bit device. ********** Axiom: everything is nice to do slowly... ********** One day Simon Markovich came back from work early and saw the rose puts out two large packs a bunch of new stuff. - Shaw, Rosa, you said we have no money even to eat?! - Sam, don't worry, it's not the money we have! ********** - so you tell us about your experience installing the new Windows... And because a number of women and children! ********** Live in a small town is when you know even before meeting you! ********** - I'm Sorry, have we met? I have a bad memory for faces that I don't want to see. ********** - Dad, and the...

Why is the fridge capacity of 160 liters only fit 64 bottles of beer? ********** To a psychologist it's late. A psychiatrist is terrible. And for him, and scary... ********** still, Anatoly Chubais has an amazing gift of persuasion. Here it States, for example, that twice two is four, and I very much doubt it... ********** the Official must be hungry. No, really, th rastiratsa before prison? ********** In the pond was struck by lightning and the man who two years ago went swimming drunk, went ashore with the words: "Gee shorts stolen!" ********** Ad. For a small fee will relinquish its right to make a mistake one who loves to learn from mistakes. ********** Women in the most strange, they are not mere human joy: whether it is a goal of your favorite team...

Spouses with the experience live day soul to soul, and in the night ass to ass. ********** - have You read that the construction of the Kerch bridge was suspended because of the "frozen" budget for its construction? - Weird. On the weight hate to cut it. ********** Come on, I see that you're not dead, your nostrils move when you breathe. So where to move our relationship? ********** I went Out in an open field and suddenly I hear: "Well, where on the net?" ********** Lost 2 pounds... To celebrate, get drunk 3... ********** Few people know that access to the track prohibited women from Russian villages. ********** Troll has to be fat. So even after the death of trolling those who will carry his coffin. ********** - Light, guess what always comes up? - hee...

In SKOLKOVO have developed a technology of bleaching of grease, he is now on the shelves under the name "Cheese farm". ********** - Abrash, you heard? Scientists have found that black holes are output to a parallel universe. Through them you can get in the antiworld. How do you like it? - don't like, because if we get into the anti-world we're anti-Semites. ********** so many things I do not do anything that could get the diploma of nichegonedelanya. But, unfortunately, it gives only a degree in Economics. ********** Well, the women cried and the drink is not necessary. ********** Barnauljtsu noticed a direct relationship of increasing the number of holes on the roads of the city with the approach of NATO to Russia's borders. ********** - Fima, come...