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Vladimir Ismagilov: And was there a case In the 80-ies of the last century, bought 2 Garnier lad, one of the Caucasian Republics in Moscow, the Volga, the GAZ-24-10, as I own the driving licence was not, they decided to hire a driver to haul. machine to one of Solar Republics.. that can make one driver vs 2 horsemen???... They went from Moscow, Drive taxis, and the boys decided to shift the coin from one bag to another.. until counted drove under the pretext of a detour of the repaired section of the highway, turned onto a dirt road, where successfully "stalled",,, so he says to the guys: "Guys help push. Otherwise, it is unknown how to sit in the dirt will, of course, the Boys jumped out, health much well pushed the car out of the ruts, Drove the gas and...

Dtf "Fans of "the Witcher" installed a plaque of gratitude at the Polish Embassy in the United States" Just Greg: In fact, the main income of Poland is the export of the Witcher, GOG.com and in the near future, Cyberpunk 2077. The majority of the population directly or indirectly involved in the production of these 3 things, the rest are support staff. President of Poland for a long time and is secretly Adam Kicinski, and Ministers appoint the leading developers of Cyberpunk 2077. Keanu Reeves in absentia was declared an honorary citizen and he was awarded the order of the title of the 1st degree. Nikita Gromov: > secretly It is to pan Sapkowski not found out and demanded their share?

Girl, [Saturday 01:29] Go to sleep, I created boy, [Saturday 01:30] Here, you're gonna freak, but I'm working :( girl, [Saturday 01:30] You crazy? girl, [Saturday 01:30] Even more than I do, in the sense of boy, [Saturday 01:30] the Director's submission on another grant... If you give a couple of years of funding. And who can write the technical part? now only I boy, [Saturday 01:31] So I trample Claudia, and in the legs sniffs the woman. boy, [Saturday 01:31] the same things girl, [Saturday 01:31] Oh. You have at least the feet of someone breathing. To me today the cat came over just to fart under the covers and go boy, [Saturday 01:32] neighing in a voice girl, [Saturday 01:32] Still) girl, [Saturday 01:32] It is also at me angrily looked!) Kazliny, not...

Dtf, ""He was my friend, but I destroyed his children": stories about moral dilemmas in games" Oleg Kubaneishvili: When my elder brother played in the second "Gothic", he would often sit me next, type in luck. Case was coming to the end of the game, and my brother to gain experience, just began to kill all the inhabitants Horinisa. I always asked him why he does it, trying to dissuade, but he did not stop even for a second. Eight-year-old I was forced to only watch this never-ending massacre. Uncle Benjamin: Ha, once, in 2005, my little brother passed Fable on the same computer. He began a good warrior, and I, not to be repeated, was the evil magician. And in one of the episodes there was a need to fight in the arena with a friend of the protagonist, and...

Sergey: my friend had a gun nezaregistrirovanye which remained from his grandfather and as he flashed in front of the neighbors, they called the police, and a friend of mine found out from third parties that nimu edit the district with verification. So he ran quickly to the store bought souvenir glass gun filled with vodka put on the table. The police came to ask: weapons house there, Yes there is and it shows on the table, cops neighing and went and the neighbors are idiots remained. Now the gun is safely drowned in the river.

Opennet, "the Release of the Thunderbird mail client 68.0" timur.davletshin: >>> Added the ability to select arbitrary colors in the window for writing messages and for tags, not limited to the proposed table 10x7 colors Hands would footbaal for these colors in messages from TB. Fit the client, but sometimes it seems that users of TB is especially popular with Hawaiian shirts, flip-flops for socks and red jackets. Anonymous (3): what's wrong with that? timur.davletshin: Oh, nothing radically bad. Just sitting here now, post rake, and then figaks and letter decorated in Georgia with blue text. What, what? What's in the mind of the author of this letter was when he wrote it? Anonymoustus: the Author was good, no need to envy.

...remember his trip to Moscow for the forum in 2005. We settled on a large complex. My double room was on the 20th floor. The view is amazing! The neighbor was a woman around 35-40 years old named Lena. Lena lived far from the capital and, as it turned out, stayed in this hotel only once and not at this level. Settled. I left my bags and went to meet with friends. Come closer to the night and Lena from listen to such a tirade: "Well you (we at acquaintance immediately went to you) walked. And I was tortured room to unbolt!" At first I was silent in amazement and lack of understanding, then questioned her and here's what I found out. When I left, Lena went to the bathroom, took a towel to wipe his hands and saw the sign, which was "terrible" label "Clean...

On the topic of strange dreams. he Remembered from his youth, I operated on appendicitis. When I woke up the night after the operation, I remember that after I covered the anesthesia I dreamed a dream. Don't remember what - just strange bits. Think: okay. Shura told him sedated at all some sort of game was seen. But in the morning, when I came to see the doctor, his first question was: And You're not an athlete? I immediately suspected something wrong, the answer is: No... And what??? It says: nothing. You just woke up in the middle of the operation. Moreover, it was loose so I had to call paramedics to get you to keep on the table. And mother at the same time so that adult men ears reddened... And I so ofigevayu voice: Prostiute! I didn't know that I do...

Kkk: In General, I'm at work today sucked wildly, not tired, and it is confusing. In General, the state of padovanoti and anger. I Want to make someone even not gross and DISGUSTING, but only the number of colleague - the girl Kate, who was sick of no less than me... And then I call: - Hello, my name is Irina, can I talk to you about the banking proposals? in my head as much as the drums began to play. - No, Irina, (they say I am a very friendly tone), I would not like to discuss this issue. - May I ask why? - of Course, Irina. The fact that usury, which is banking, and also the promotion of usury is a mortal sin. And the people doing it, including you, Irina, condemn your soul to Hell Fire. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Alexis and...

With Habra, from the discussion, can one tractor to deprive America of the Internet: Dabolim happens, of course. I remember serving in the air defense liaison officer in the 90s. Then there were two bright personality is one alternative-a gifted friend ordered the messenger to lay the cable on the tank polygon-m depth (the shortest way was across the polygon), and the second, commercial-gifted and concurrently chief of the range, selling something valuable in the ground with this range in the end on that cable line just scored, because it tore an excavator every week.

Went today for the open session of the intensive course in jazz dance. record was "52 partner, 23 partner" - well, as usual. Leading invented an ingenious system has randomly assigned half of the present gerbils and a half beavers. And sometimes lead the gerbils, and sometimes beavers! This is perfect, seriously. Very comfortable, funny, well remembered, "jerboa - left" and no one feels uncomfortable when called a gentleman, and you're in a skirt. Because jerboa is a jerboa, which is so tough.

Dtf, "the Common thread for No Man's Sky Beyond" Oleg Unknown: Today played for an hour, there was still bored. Evgeniy Belousov: this can Not be! Look how the game develops.Before you drilled yourself, and now you can do it with a friend! Before you drilled to and the drill to build shacks. Before you drilled on the surface, and now under water drilling can. What more could you want?! What?!! Billions of planets in the vast space, each of which you can find the object for drilling! Zazhralis you, friend, snickering.

XX: you Know what girls are old age? It's not when you catch the back or there memory daravitsa, although not without it. Old age, these when you stand in the queue for the counter at the roundabout, and before you create blond male, who for eighteen turned in may, so happy this fact, which is clearly specifically takes cigarettes from it, to the question of the cashier happily to get a passport, and all you care about is activated whether your requirement prostigospodi card, where the fuck is your tax deduction on the mortgage and what a good little seat for the toilet, bitch, you were not quite of the form that the toilet, but do not change the same XX: I looked through the backpack warms the soul healthy enamel mug, which are so convenient to warm milk...

OOO: my father was out of the school somehow forgot to pick up, the USSR still lived DDD: so that's where this joke went.... AAA: about older remember forgotten. Still Brainiac live, a garden on the ring of the North-West was, and worked both at televizornaya. From the house that started already at televizornaya turned back to the voice - and where are we going? We already started, wife scored a job, turned around and went to kindergarten. zzz: FL garbage, going from Tuva, near some village on the road berry sell, stopped to watch. Sat down, went on. Dad so, what's this kid there behind us? And this is my son when he was 5 years old. Left and went AAA: s and you are more father than I zzz: that is not, I braked and waited until runs AAA: right not to take...

Coolstory! A colleague came with her husband and family from out of town for the weekend. Agreed to dinner, and parents ' colleagues saw for the first time, met, went to choose food. Saturday night, the place is beautiful the food court with a bunch of points with food and shared tables between them.. the dim lights, the music, everything. I Went to take place of the village, sitting...and then me man some comes up and says "this seat taken?" I was like, "yeah, I need five seats. Sit here or here." He told me "a drink, what'll you have?". I say "nothing" He puts the tray and leaves. I was like whaaaat?! Already looking for a phone to a colleague to write, let's hurry... Here comes a colleague, I say, to me, some guy rolls up... And it turns out that it's...