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Opennet, the "Company Mozilla has introduced a service Track THIS that allow visually assess the methods of work of the ad networks that track visitors' preferences. The service allows you through the automated opening about 100 tabs to simulate four typical behavioral profile in the network, then the ad network for a few days begin to offer the content corresponding to the selected profile." A. Stahl: why is the user? Why conditional for me to visit this site? POH.: bohatym feel like a hipster, at least a week

Work ICU.administrator in the state office. The period, as usually I pile on a whole bunch of different notifications., from filling out report forms, to print, scan and copy documents, and here, as luck would have it the server was off the network unstable. All in a heap in General, the work no end. Calling one of the employees at cell: - I Have a socket in the ward is gone, come make. - is This urgent? I've run and very busy. - Yes urgent, need to do now. - OK. Come, oil painting is the window of the ward shifted a bit over the screen and start panel slightly overlaps the lower panel with the scale.... and about the button to expand the window, we certainly don't know....socket fucking gone...

Russian Zen is on a business trip when a piece of iron go, preferably somewhere to the middle of nowhere. You go-go, and the country is still not the end, and some geezer around with the strange conversations and sandwiches constantly replace each other, and the bushes outside the window merge into a solid, and the wheels humming on the same wavelength (the rails are now continuous), and tanks / tanks covered with rags / Uralkali on parallel tracks, and some little town in passing, and involuntary thoughts about the eternal, that you're going, and they live there, and they have everything, and what they think and the lights at night in the houses, and the day the sad eyes of the Russian cows, which leads up to the railway tracks and stare after you. That...

I was bought the shampoo, as usual, on the principle of "cheaper and more". Color - white mother of pearl. The only disappointment, the bottle was very difficult to use, because of which it was decided to pour the shampoo in a more practical vessel. A suitable container was found pretty quickly, although the label a little not match the new content. So now guests sometimes come to a screeching halt, because the answer is "I my head" - clearly not what they hope to hear, asking why I PVA glue.

Well, who can understand the pain of our existence!? When you have a few hours or days worked, sweated, and now you're holding your baby, your excavator. You run to share this good news. No more shovels! Just push the button! And you want he will dig where you show him? And found them sadly swaying its pits with ripped to shreds by the hands. - the Excavator? Once! Dig-dig-digging. We have the burns report, time to rest is not something that is to delve into some buttons. You're better on our hands look. Mm!

Preamble: the Sushivok now all sorts of events, they freerocker them in a column write: "set Africa so much money ", " 1 meter rolls so much Rublev ". And distribute them to our metro often afroasian (Well, it just so happened,the cultural capital), patter briefly reciting the essence of bukletov. Calling sister right now, hiccups of laughter. - I, - grit, - with her daughter to the metro was. The end of the day, the heat, can understand my condition. And then in front of me grows 2metroviy dark companion ( really a night you will not find, if not a smile) and gives: - Africa 1 meter! My baked brain was able to give only one: - Yes I believe your word, just don't get. it was the headphones,and I have 30 seconds aware...

As a friend, which at that time was already 26, had called in a panic - her husband came home from a party in the dowel drunk, and he had early meeting, and what to do? I say - well, lead to white other POI with a weak solution of potassium permanganate and stick two fingers should be cleaned, what I have to say, ugly, but necessary, if he does, we need to encourage to come out. She then calls me back crying, saying I can't, it's so horrible, so unnatural, I watered with a solution, but two fingers don't stick. I was awful, well what do you want? It is - but I still long, suddenly I told him what hurt. End. Then again call back. The sobs intensified. screaming Hysterically - I can't, can't, I can't do it! I have myself freaked out and yell - well, what am...

Recently got a job as a admin, where I got the server to the Cabinet in which the last 6 years no one has existed on a permanent basis. Was before the administrator, from 1999 to 2013, but then went on increasing, and new and was not accepted - used services organizations (IT-outsourcing). The study therefore was slightly in poor condition - the dust on the shelves, a lot of old things and coins. Time stopped there in 2013. Started to throw stuff in bags and make in the trash and found a huge, dusty box of CDs, it was decided to look at their contents. Most of the discs were from a different motherboard and devices, I immediately dumped, but CD-R discs I was interested in. It was already three tube full of CD-R discs with movies (DivX), very many...

Spoke with a refined and cultured company. The conversation was about harpsichord music. I wanted to mention one composer whose works I really like. But, as you know, names are not my strong suit. Completely forgotten his name. I only remember that the name sounds like a disease. Well said, with all the distinguished audience that love composer Meningiti. no one knew Him, of course. After much questioning, composer, was identified. Scarlatti, his mother, Scarlatti! Scarlet fever, meningitis, what is the difference... Well, the disgraced slightly

In the Treasury cases, "the famous writer wrote for his son to school essay and got threefold". we Have in the old days in the classroom, where he made the notorious aprons were evaluated in the first place, how smooth the seams. That's right put trudoviki a ruler and evaluated. Joke and fives for a turned to the familiar seamstresses from the Atelier-luxury - fifteen years in the profession, honor roll, diplomas-award, any clothes without a pattern once or twice you got that right. The apron she sewed for some unthinkable and record time. the Result? Three and a minus. "Sloppy joints".

Yesterday I go home, I think: how well -children are great. One said the salad and slice, the other to wash the dishes for my arrival and the washing out of the machine to get, the third was not at home. And all the not so good( in a salad there is no lettuce or other greens: "and you said only about radishes and cucumbers", dishes not myta, wet socks washed a mountain of lies in a basin "and where to hang so much?"The third floors are washed, the water is not poured, left the rag in the bucket, let him rot: "and you said just to wash". And the third, and all three, especially because everyone is doing no more to ask!

Svyatoslav Borisovich: To be the public benefit. Was an expired passport, about 3 years old. Passed to the MFC, the first time refused to accept. Said that you need to pay a fine, but MFC is not discharged need to go to the passport office))) well, well. Came home, flipped through the code, and the next day in the MFC, to surrender the old passport. I say again, without the payment of a fine will not accept, say, give a written waiver, wondered what that was called and took the documents. But the new need to get a passport in the passport office. Arrive on the appointed day in PS, I go to the passport and she tells me that no penalty will not give up. Say if the new passport is ready and on what basis, and asked to give a written refusal. Passport gave no...

Live in Germany, I have a colleague Boris, zdorovskoe man. Excellent specialist, a cyclist from God, 100-150 km can drive in a day. He has one but. You constantly post statuses like - "I'm in Paris," "I in Stockholm", "I'm driving my new Mercedes". In fact, the status as the girl of twenty, not a normal guy, approaching forty years now. Once razgovorilis one party after drinking many bottles of beer and he explained. was married to a lady who after five years of marriage, left him, preferring him to the young major, throwing him goodbye the accusation that he is incompetent, lazy and he has no future. the Bob is hurt, he almost stopped drinking beer a liter, started in the gym, pedaling, dropped 30 pounds, learned English and German, found a good job and...

Opennet, "Valve refuses to give official support Steam Ubuntu 19.10+. The decision was made in connection with the complete termination of the formation of the 32-bit packages in Ubuntu 19.10, including 32-bit builds of the libraries required to run existing 32-bit applications." Anonymous (1): Well, who needs the outdated and useless 32 bit?! And it is, Mikhalych, it turns out, that's how things turned out then... marks: Well, actually, Steam, and vine collection of crutches and props due to the fact that the Windows half of the software is still too lazy to switch to 64 bit. "Works and will do" - thought the typical wines of the programmer. There is no problem to take and pass all 64 bit except laziness. And a very game 32hbitnie. And in Linux the...

Dmishi77: I Want to talk about the problem. "Speed bumps" in the yard. I Have a very bad situation. Live on the Avenue of Cosmonauts. due To the peculiarity of my profession, in the evening there are drunk. In order not to shock public transport passengers, of course, take a taxi home. the Trouble is that because of the intricacies of the yard and number of vehicles, the last 50 meters to the entrance have to wander on foot. On the way to two speed bumps. The collective option is regular rollers-slabs of asphalt. Their day-then not very much. And in the evening, Yes "under the gas"... the Result - only for the last three months: broken nose, two broken fingers on his left hand, a skinned elbow. That's not counting the ruined clothes. Hence the question: is...