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Changed the passport. took a little time and a migration unit worked very quickly and clearly. Thank them for that. But the passport less than ten years, and he stopped at something tattered, filthy. Why? Such work — often show a passport. Airports, check at the entrance to offices, banks. And here... One of the ten inspectors will come across with bad mytymi greasy hands. However, he will not see the passport, he shall take it myself and will keep open. If you lay the top already tacky sheet (not laminated) into the transparent pocket cover... the start to get him out. Why?!! What do you see there? Then climb to thumb through the passport and see the residence. Why?! Why are you at the airport or at the entrance of the residence permit? You even will not...

"How to save a relationship? Very simple! You just have to speak and to speak directly to your partner that you are not satisfied with something, and then you can easily find a compromise!" That's usually the sound of this Board. Yes, in spherical relationships in a vacuum, he could be working. But in an imperfect — not always. When I was just starting to meet this wonderful man, he told me: "If something goes wrong, just tell me!" But at first it was because the butterflies in your stomach, the honeymoon period and the euphoria shut off critical thinking. It all started when we moved in together (in my area). to be honest, I don't have any wild problems regarding life. I'm not a fanatic of purity, I can throw things on the floor, unable to wash the dishes...

Woman, honey, why did you decide that if you do zamordowany life, and so did everyone else? If your husband is unable to wash a dish and shake it from scraps, it doesn't mean that other men are the same. If you have the whole evening "gather at the table", and then one night fumble in the kitchen, it just means that the way you have organized life in your own home. You suggested to that man to ask his wife how it really is distributed household duties? now, though I am not his wife, but will gladly tell you, how you doing with the life situation in my family. Prepare we and optional. Sometimes we come up with something together, sometimes we prepare every man for himself. Breakfast is standard for a husband, if I Wake up at the same time. Utensils used...

I would Like to continue oculocutaneous zadolbalo from a different angle. I'm over thirty, and when you come to parents or prepare something for their arrival at home, or mention in conversation, cooking some meals, you constantly hear the puzzled: "You do not eat!" — or — "You're not in love!" Imagine, honey, onion in a salad can be crumbled microquake a few millimeters, and then I eat it. You have the same bow is always playing exclusively in rings the thickness of a finger. Yes, these peeces, I don't like so far, but for some reason you now think that I'm just a kid acting smart, but actually won both happy to eat the onion. The type of bow he's in any kind of bow? Yes, mom, I put garlic in some dishes. But in the form of the whole head, which gives all...

Everyone knows about the right way to lose a friend, borrowing money? I was such a debtor after the birth. a Friend traditionally invites to a birthday party at the parent cottage. With a desire to get a gift or money in an envelope. Only here each time for the total company it is also the obligation "to create a party for him". In previous years it was: 1) instead to go for the products on the list; 2) to go for groceries without a list, on the go inventing a menu; 3) to go for groceries without a list and to be guilty of that products bought at a smaller company than were invited (but the birthday boy is partisan is silent about the number of guests); 4) wash imported vegetables, fruits, meat to marinate in the uncomfortable summer conditions, although...

I suddenly badly scratched the story of a native Muscovite. Not in content, I — the man in Moscow any wages does not entice. But the form of expression of disappoint. Don't know why, but it was at Muscovites there are some wild stereotypes about the rest of Russia. The presence of a civilization recognizes a stretch for Peter, and the rest of the country draws the most dark and dirty colors. these people were astonished — don't know feigned or sincere — coming in the third largest city of Russia and discovering there, oddly enough, the usual large city. While I quite seriously asked if I am afraid to go in the evenings because of Gopnik. Ay, we have no portal in the 90s! I'm drinking beer with seeds over the past decade has seen 2-3 times in the mass...

Zadolbali improvers of all, who have forgotten the principle "works — do not touch." we had an excellent pizzeria, where we loved to go with friends. Delicious food, reasonable prices, interesting interior — beautiful! The school enjoyed great popularity, until one day the owner decided to turn it into a pretentious expensive restaurant. I don't know what he was thinking. Probably that time people have worn here the track, and then continue to walk, but to pay for it already absolutely other money. The result is sad — the restaurant lasted only a few months, and then finally closed, because young people and students were willing to eat pizza for 300 rubles, but the steaks over 1200 no. one More pleasant place. Was. Once. I still remember how we loved to go...

It is considered that if you mom or dad was attached to his work, is a solid Lafayette and idleness, for which you receive a large salary. somewhere really, but a month ago I retired from the firm owned by my mother, and now work for the man. Stupid? Refused freebies? That looked like my "freebie". At my old job I got laid off, and my mother, kind soul, offered to work with her. Before that we had a good relationship and I naively decided that to work it will be easy and pleasant. But... at First did not put two days off a week. No, technically they were, but to devote Saturday and Sunday to himself and his Affairs became impossible. Mother would call at seven in the morning on Saturday and to clarify the details of some case, which is scheduled already for...

Dear author of "Let It Bleed" Liked your story, so happy to laugh (for it is not the nail in the eye, so to speak) and to your question: "Now why do that?!" — I will answer without problems. If you really don't know why they do that, Google "How to become a writer" or "How to become a writer." Read the most venerable and famous. They all agree on one! what? But it is that makes you so disgusted (Oh, how I understand you — very sick!). Only what we perceive, how sickening stuff, they presented as the only proper course — as a guide to action. As the "only and not otherwise." advice to a beginning writer, if you remove the crawfish, boil down to the fact that it is necessary to take the hero to show in the first scene, he is so cute, and secondly, it will be...

Dear lady who raised such an important topic of increasing fertility! largely you are right, but at some point I will allow myself to disagree with you. Yes, when doctors refuse a cesarean, when all the testimony to him — it does not climb in any gate. Yes, with the poor performance of physicians can and must be fought. Yes, doctors and nurses should be polite, and I must say, I came across just such. Yes, hospitals should be good conditions — starting with a hot shower and finishing with curtains. But with regard to the choice of the method of childbirth and breastfeeding... no, no and no again! the Doctors don't accidentally try to do without a C-section. It in itself harms the baby and mother, and it should be done only when, as doctors say, the...

You Know, I was sick of how men are manipulated so that they "feed the family". Is this armor-piercing projectile — the last argument in any debate about financial inequality and the reason why men are demanding financial benefits. will Cite a recent case. Now I run a team of 30+ people. One of his subordinates about a month ago he demanded to increase his salary — not in the context of indexing and not for expansion of responsibilities, and just because he's getting married. The guy is 26 years old. Married he's not armless and legless wheelchair and on a very healthy 22-year-old girl. Children do not plan for too young. wonder why the same to you, lad, "feed the family" if the future wife could run itself? In response to receiving the flapping eyes and...

There was a discussion on the topic of unsolicited gifts. I think I see a grain of truth in the viewpoints of both authors. And will continue the theme with their own zadolbali — Pro small debts. Well, you know, there are times when someone owes a small amount for travel, coffee and the like. but I hate when, especially exchanging money, bring this little thing, and in response begin to "politely" deny: — Oh, come on! Oh, Oh, keep it! Oh, this is garbage, don't! well, if people just say this once, "out of courtesy", and then takes the money. But it happens that the first adequate person suddenly begins to do some absolutely incredible stuff: stick the money back in your hand and clamp your fist, put you in your pocket or your Desk drawer... you People even...

Zadolbali relation to age. While you may not "dtsat" you — "the peanuts movie, a life not even sniff what you know?!" You're the only family with a computer on "you" climb in a network, cheerfully versed with technology and can advise all of their "sophisticated" setting on many issues, is not taken into account. You're small, so stupid. By default. once you get over the above-mentioned "dtsat", you will automatically become a knower of the Tao sage, comprehended all the Sciences and secrets of the universe. But only in his own eyes. For all who are younger than you — "the old man went to one junk in mind, in today's realities do not fumbles". For those who are more or less some years with you, you're either "normal man/woman adequate" if they associate...

Zadolbali spoilerphobe! Every year during the release of a new movie or a new season of the popular series come out they spoilerphobe. They come in any theme marked "spoiler", you begin to resent and to throw mud at anyone who tells the details of the plot. Seriously? From what you knew in advance the story that will change your life? Will the world end? A meteor on your head will fall? Aliens arrive? What?! Oh, it spoils the viewing experience. Why I spoilers do not spoil the impression and ruin you? Aren't you curious to know how it happened, not interesting to look at favourite actors? the weather also do not see in advance, and then suddenly spoilers? The previously seen movies not reconsider, and then suddenly spoilers? Zadolbali!

Are You serious? You launch your teeth and it's your fault! You come to the dentist when there is the rotten, not teeth with cavities, bloom and God knows what, and want the doctor to you for this head? Maybe you go to the hairdresser with dirty heads and the lice, let him do his job? You and you alone are responsible for the health of your teeth, you must carefully follow the oral hygiene, do not eat sweets by the ton and visit the dentist every six months for cleaning and inspection that takes a lot of time and money, and that you can schedule. No, it's not a panacea, but it is easier for you and for the dentist to prevent potential problems, or to cure small holes, and not have to deal with screaming from the pain of the patient and to figure out how...