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I live in a magical world. I have a special strength in it — men who believe that another person does not understand a language other than brute physical force, suddenly find this very language next to me. They begin to avoid conflicts, they become polite, they begin to respond to verbal rudeness with it, they leave the aggravation of the situation or even get divorced. But the matter, of course, is exclusively in magic. The fact that my height is 208 centimeters, weight is 105 kilograms, and the experience of martial arts is a little more than twenty years, has nothing to do with this. I myself have never in my life raised my hand to a person first outside of sparring, and I hope never to do it — but the magic keeps working and working. But as soon as I...

Good afternoon, I also live in a large Russian city: six hundred thousand people, a few train hours from Moscow. Every year we have a city day. Beer, mate, cigarette butts and bottles, car dramas. The last time the garbage was removed promptly in a day, but it was very sad to walk along the central streets at night. Does this make the citizens and visitors of the city bad people? Every year, our major universities conduct initiation into first-year students: they go to the forest with tents, entertainment, competitions and alcohol. In the evening, horror sets in: former schoolchildren have reached freedom, too much alcohol has been drunk and drunken songs begin, smoothly turning into conflicts and scandals, the forest is torn apart, garbage is everywhere...

And I was just a little sick of worshiping Harry Potter. Yes, this is a good book for middle and high school age. The key word is school. And I'm not saying this at all because there are wands and robes: there are a lot of good fantasy, where there are even more robes, but the books are absolutely not for children. However, "Harry Potter" is a representative of teen literature, and, like most teen literature, follows standard rules. First, we need to get rid of parents: after all, something interesting rarely happens to teenagers if there are parents nearby who care about the safety of their child. So the parents are killed. Or they get seriously ill, or get lost, or they treat the child so badly that he runs away from home. If there are so many children in...

Dear you, our author of the story "Stragglers from the train of Life", who considers all entrepreneurs thieves, exploiters and parasites. Are you even aware that most of the big business in our country is not state or municipal? And it is on the taxes of this private business that our state exists. And it is just a large and medium-sized private business, and not a state one, that is the most attractive from the point of view of employment: white salary, social package, vacation on schedule and other buns? Here you give a quote from Henry Ford — did he work at a state enterprise? Of course, business owners are far from angels: the remuneration of hired personnel is in any case focused on the labor market, and no one will raise it, caring only about the...

I'm sick of spending a lot of time not on what I really need or like, but on all sorts of nonsense. Dream. Eight hours a day. You're just lying stupidly in bed. Well, it would be nice — but no, you try to get comfortable half the night, then those who sleep next to you start waking you up… Well, is it really so difficult to come up with a pill that would allow you to stay awake 24 hours a day — without negative consequences for the body? All existing substances, even legal ones — alas, not for me, trying to take them leads to long-term sad consequences. As well as just shortening the time for sleep — take out and put at least eight hours in my body, even if you crack! Food. In total, probably an hour, or even more. Although I eat quickly: I need to hurry to...

Hello, dear fans of good books. I am a popular writer. Most likely, you have read my books. I publish solid editions. There are people who love my books, who are looking forward to them-thank you, and a low bow to you. And there are those who mercilessly criticize them. And you know, I... agree with you. Not because I write poorly. This is not so at all. Because there are objective reasons for your criticism. Judge for yourself: there is such a writer, Donna Tartt. Her book "The Secret History" is 37 author's sheets. She wrote it for 10 years. I am generally silent about how long J. R. R. Martin has been writing "The Winds of Winter". I recently finished writing a novel in 12 author's sheets. I wrote it for two months. TWO MONTHS (if you knew how much I...

Hello, I am a "techno-wanker who is waiting for the moment when artificial intelligence will do everything for me". Being a programmer with a lot of experience, and also very well versed in artificial intelligence, I will say right away: it has absolutely nothing to do with it. But the natural one is clearly not enough for someone! Of course, the program should be on the child's smartphone, and it should be extremely simple: double-clicking on the icon should trigger both a call to the police and a siren. And parents should teach the child in which cases to run the program, and here it is "better to overdo it than not to overdo it" — that is, it is better to pay the police for a false call than to risk it. "What should I do if the child is too young and...

I'm sick of the food scare fad. Yes, there are people with food intolerances. She is such, I do not eat several products even in the volume of a teaspoon. There are those who are not allowed gluten, dairy products, a number of animal proteins. But do not make a universal scheme out of the history of specific autoimmune diseases. The last straw for my nerves is communication with a good young woman who needs an endocrinologist and medication. And she, with a family history, believes that everything can be solved by giving up dairy products and gluten. I'm still young, but I remember a tantrum about the harm of cholesterol. Older people will remember about other "terribly harmful" products. And yes, my ancestors were farmers who survived on the same milk and...

Both my husband and I have brothers who can be called problematic. His brother is a credit addict. For the past ten years, he has been constantly holding a loan for something very "important", such as an expensive phone, a cash loan taken out to repay this loan, and even debts to relatives and friends taken out to repay the loan. When his wife, tired of the calls from the collectors and the lack of money, left him, the first thing he did was take out another loan — for a diamond ring, to persuade her to return. Not back, smart woman. His parents had paid off all his obligations a few years ago, but he had picked up new ones. He refuses offers to help with the bankruptcy procedure, restructuring and other legal means. Help is accepted only in the format of...

Hello, my name is Dmitry and I'm fucked up. And people with sovdepovskim thinking have fucked me up. Situation 1: At home, the same unfortunate faucet flowed — yes, yes, as in the joke. It was Friday night, and I had just come home from work. This problem can't be solved: all the shops are closed, and we don't keep a stock of faucets at home. The solution to the problem: I go to a well-known website, find a suitable plumber, negotiate, call up. I describe the problem to the person, give the necessary information. The plumber on the way to us buys a mixer, comes, installs, gets paid for a new mixer and for his work. Situation 2. Buying a washing machine. You need to: remove the old one, install and connect the new one. Solution: go back to the same site...

I read the angry opus of a young economist and expected her to say something clever — after all, she has been working in an Asian country for four years! But no. As it often happens, a person does not look beyond his own judgments. In general, I will not be clever for a long time, I will explain briefly. Have you ever wondered why there are only two carriers in such a huge city? Why aren't there five, or even ten? There's enough work for everyone! Why don't new taxi service providers enter this unoccupied niche of the market and cut prices during rush hour? Where, after all, is municipal public transport? Where is the metro? Why does the problem of passenger transportation exist in such a developed Asian country? It is obvious that the antimonopoly law...

Dear boring unfashionable unsportsmanlike nerd. What did I just read? First, it was very annoying that recently openly evil losers began to consider themselves "nerds". That is, to smart, well-read people with a high education, with an interest in science. At the same time, demonstrating a complete lack of logic, and using far-fetched "botanism" exclusively in relationships with women. This is an interesting logical chain that has not worked for many years: a loser in a relationship means a nerd. How does this combine with sports and fashion? Or have you already completely ranked yourself among the rare geniuses of the schizoid type? I'm a nerd who works with nerds, and most of them are very trendy and sporty, and far from boring. You just don't exist in...

And I was sick of the cult of the phrase "this is not a crime". "It is not a crime to express your opinion, and in general, we have a free country." This is told to us by a sister who came to see her grandmother, whom she has not seen for a year since entering the capital's university, about... yes, about everything! My grandmother's cooking, her love for Russian TV series, her lifestyle. For example, my grandmother does not like and does not know how to order food delivery, it is very stressful for her, and she prefers to go to the store by herself or ask someone from the goods at the entrance — for small things like tea and cookies, they take turns and then together they drink this tea under the TV series. But it is necessary to show the sister that she...

A girl who is "cold as her revenge", and who are you taking revenge on? The only person who deceived you in this story, and who had obligations to you, has already died. However, neither you nor your mother wanted to sue him for some reason. For example, the same alimony to sue. His new family remained. For the second wife, you are nothing-a stranger, she does not have to feel sorry for you, just like her first daughter, and the younger daughter is your paternal sister, who has never seen you in her life. You're just as much an outsider to her. I won't say anything about my grandmother, but it's not about her either. What do you want from them, from your father's second family? To be pitied? Why would they feel sorry for an outsider? To apologize? Again...

The eve of the New Year. Most companies have a summary of the work for the whole year. With the payment of the corresponding bonuses, or, respectively, vice versa. And then they appear — three categories of people. The first category is "whiners". They say: "I worked all year from 9 to 18, I came to work on time, I left work on time, I always came sober, I followed the rules, but I didn't get a bonus." Yes, but for the whole year you have not fulfilled any of the planned indicators. Only you know what you've been doing all year. Yes, you've had months in which you've worked well, but there have been months in which you've worked shitty. In total, not a single indicator has been met for the whole year. "I don't care about these indicators, I followed all the...