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My zadolbali small and specific. I'm a student. The first pair in high school I start at 8:30. Like all students, I sometimes need something to print: the seminar, independent coursework or spurs for the exam. To buy the printer I do not want too much fuss with cartridges, and in the hostel where every square meter counts, just not enough space. So I use the services of fast printing. Near my uni there are two. now the most interesting. Both of these services open at 8:30. At the same time, when couples start at the University. That is, if I need to print something right before the first pair, such possibility at me is not. You say, print in the evening, the day before the pair. But not always there is such possibility. Print runs up to 17 hours, I'm...

There were a lot of zadolbali about the division of housework, and I think I know the answer — we all have different ideas about the order in the house. Me the examples are not far to seek — I have a family in which every member of your vision, as you need to farm. We are a family of two sisters. I'm a Junior. the Elder maniac of cleanliness. That to me is almost cleaning for her daily routine. Is washing the floor and all horizontal surfaces, bathroom fixtures and faucets. Yes, every day. Yes, after work. And on weekends Orgy of cleaning, when penetrated, clean and iron everything that is in the house. Laundry service — a single song. Despite the presence of cars, at first it is soaked and then is sent into the bowels of the machine. Then hung, dried and...

Well, Hello. I am the same specialist. I Have a lot of regalia since the teaching profession (all of the employers was built in two months after school started and the first practice), prizes in professional competitions. And in the coffin, I saw the absence of leadership. Why? Because I want to be a specialist in one — his favorite — business. That's why I won't order components, personally delving into the logistics — warehouse softina automatically show ended, and warehouse workers will make ordering. If I broke the soldering iron — I'll just go to the quartermaster and get a new one. Yes, for 150 thousand. Just take it, and I'm not going to mess about and fix. Know, practice, but, as they say, time is money, I don't need the downtime. I also have a...

Me (Yes me, the whole staircase!) zadolbali neighbor. This middle-aged woman, retired but not yet old. She has cats, and they stink, but stink in moderation — just in case a little bit of ventilation will bring or if the door to the site open (not uncommon). Zadolbali another problem. Cockroaches. I have been struggling with this scourge for several years and to no avail. We are not the most friendly entrance, there is no Soviet communal happiness, but almost all of us — locals and former guests from Eastern countries reached the pens this spring staged a mass poisoning. Took out bunches who children who animals who a bunch of stuff. spent Three months, rejoiced. And here it is again. Again, these vile creatures! In total the damage was not involved only...

Apparently, in the eyes of the author we are really Martians. So, tell me. We, at Mars, have invented safe podstavochki, stairs, stremyanki allowing children to sit on adult toilet with a child seat, wash hands and brush teeth in the adult shell (you have something on the Ground in all apartments children have their shells at the height of 50 cm from the floor, and we do not have here), get clothes, toys and books (in contrast to Earth, Mars cabinets are above 70 cm). And even on Mars there are small pots and woks, literally half a liter-a liter of water to the Martian children to be able to pick them up and throw himself entirely from two goals to four feet. the Earthlings, you zadolbali its lack of spatial thinking!

And I pulled up the social network. don't get me wrong, what they are is, in itself, is not annoying. What a lot of people like it "hang", does not concern me for sure. They like — I am happy for them, and he will manage somehow. But when you all hook or by crook, begin to drag wherever you want — now that's annoying! Friends. "And how do I know that you have a birthday, if you are me bestie was added? Which means no page in SS? It is necessary to start!" Who do you want? I no, I feel fine without the flow of feces in the feed and the need to constantly clean the "wall" comment is inadequate. And you, dear friend, absolutely are not allowed to know when my birthday, I have mentioned several times in the company that do not celebrate and do not want to...

Read "And immediately normally done". And in horror. the Author did not understand. Yes, you can. And easily. Perhaps the buyer needs. But the trouble is, the seller unnecessarily. Competitive advantages indulgence every buyer does not. Even pandering to the mass of buyers offers advantages very seldom. And the author understands this, but somehow takes some installation from the socialist past that "on the Contrary, it is necessary NOT to do stuff at the beginning." Who "don't"? See, now all the business processes built on that to sell it "stuff at the beginning." Not necessary to consider the owners of the cafes near the restaurant and cosmetic manufacturers idiots. Just for them to constantly "sell stuff" is a principle of survival. That way, you'll...

Zadolbali I pushed the shaft is not clear from the argument that Russian tourists should behave abroad. No, there is no mention of the fact that it is not necessary to litter and spit at his feet, say nasty things about others, they say, still do not understand, to steal the light bulbs in the hotel and shout "Tagil" from the window in the morning. There is being discussed the theme of "meet on clothes". Say, the Russian abroad will recognize because they are wearing clothes that violate the rules of propriety. So I have to refrain men from shorts and women short skirts and open dresses, because, allegedly, there is a terrible bad manners and disrespect for others. Dear authors of these opuses! The concept of "abroad" — the concept is very loose. And your...

Read the story about the generals and generals ' wives and pushed the button "to cry". I hate the universal conviction that the girl needs to grab the first pants that are bad, and make these pants the pinnacle of the evolutionary chain, stuffed in the ass for me. I Have had two marriages in which I was like. the First marriage. Well, what a darling little money! After all, the most important of all love! But then it turns out that love can not eat and the apartment won't pay for, and loved one wants for some reason to invest in the total budget. At the slightest dissatisfaction about it — "Why you women are all materialistic and shallow? From me to you just need the money?" No, not only that, but they, too, because a favorite with a large appetite eats and...

Zadolbali moaning about the demographics. Wherever you spit: — Our people are dying! The Chinese seized Siberia! There will be no one to care for the elderly! Russian culture will be gone! It is urgent to have her baby, and more! And infuriates me in these moans everything. First, guys, Russian people — who is this? Tatars are considered? A Buryat? And if the great-grandmother from Finland, and great-grandfather of Kalmykia, and as a result you're so Central in his appearance live in Yekaterinburg, and don't know anything except Russia, you Russian people or not? secondly, of course, about the extinction. The population of Russia more than one hundred forty million. Ninth country in terms of population. Even if "the Russian people" there's one hundred...

I Think we've all encountered such people who want to buy twice as much for twice as less money. the restaurant they whine that everything is expensive, need to break their order with a 50% discount, to sum up all the possible actions and allow you to come with alcohol without payment of the cortical collecting. When buying or renting a home they want to get an apartment with a good repair and location for a room in a communal apartment in the suburbs. I Want a purebred animal, but wrinkle my nose at the sight of the prices, say that such and in the trash enough, and then misers to feed and vet. They are unpleasant, they can not escape, and that's the most fun, it is impossible to convey to their consciousness of their own wrong. Here is the man she has put...

Lately, there frequently appear stories from all sorts of "prohibitive" in the metro pictures only "terrorists", then all hams collect only "bomb"... I laughed-laughed, but recently, suddenly realized that he would like to ban one completely "harmless" and even "comfortable" thing. So I don't know whether I'm "paranoid" or, on the contrary, understand what others do not see... In the end, many things are deprecated now, used to be the norm. Maybe this will be the same? See. Why motorists prefer to stand in huge traffic jams in their personal car, although public transport can often be reached faster if there is a dedicated line, rail or even metro? "Well, you imagine — without the smelly old women, screaming children, one with air conditioning, but with the...

Oh! This is the first thing that came to mind after the disturbances of the engineer on labour protection. I have been dealing with these engineers for nine years of labour practices. The nature of my work is that I worked in different Cultural centers and theaters, and on your own, so to speak, colleagues had seen. And have to say: maybe the idea of profession and good, and just about how to save lives, but in practice you are completely useless, at best. On the stage there is no air conditioning, and actors in costumes and makeup lose consciousness at a temperature of +50? You have a day off and a bunch of papers, and in General, you your thermometer is brought, there is 25 degrees. And this is broken. What do you want? Thermometer we replaced. Overtime...

Well, that ended my two months of constant travel on the trains of our sorry-it-gods-Railways. Here I'll leave a brief list of useful tips for future passengers to bore anyone, even a totally peaceful and understanding companion. 1) Bring when boarding the train the rest of your relatives. Yes, and frankly a fat Uncle Fame and Zhorik at the head of all the hundred and forty people. Other passengers want to sit properly? Their problem! You have YOU! YOU don't see all that Caudle two whole weeks! When your uncle with a hearing aid, in polite and not so request, flies out of the car with acceleration — shipite and shout for all seven men passengers, not saying a word threw a 150-pound body on the platform. 2) be Sure to plead for have already become...

Zadolbali name not paranoid about it, but touched and reminded one of my zadolbalo. I'm sick that I have to show tact to smelly people. But no, friends! Comfort ends where someone else's begins, and if it is 30 cm in public transport, and you stink of two meters around, but sorry, I wince, turn away and depart. I don't care why you stink then, feces, garbage, sour food, yesterday's revelry, rotting cellar, I don't care healthy or stink because of the illness I find the smell unpleasant and I have every right to protect itself from it. I'm at the first opportunity go away from you, turn away or Otsego where the aroma will not get to me. zadalbyvat Especially people with bad breath. Me again anyway, why they stink and why they did not do this, but for some...