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I Read the story "for Many years — and there is no mind", and wanted to recommend an author to look in the mirror and find the overgrown fool, grumbling for all motorists. The author, and not envy it? Yeah, it's funny to see how people are buying things they cannot afford. But you as a concern? Do not you just hang loans! You have to laugh at such stories, and then pass up, you whine like an old lady. In your area to put the machine on the lawn or block their only exit? Please contact the housing Department or the city administration. Take the number of vehicles, make observations, drivers, and ignoring your requests perepuskajutsja pass the complaint to the competent authority. Couple fined drivers — and your yard is kept beautiful lawn. dirty the floors...

Zadolbali people behave like "strong but light" hedgehog from a joke. In fact, this paradox is not surprising. The usual drill is several times stronger than a man, but in tens times it is easier. And the people are strong, but the lungs really are. But there is one caveat: when low weight to haul anything heavy you can, just having a foothold. Otherwise, it will carry you. Like the drill by jamming can turn the hand of the man (in this case, the point of reference it is), but the man easily lifts and guides the drill (when such points have no thereof). But it is not about the drills. What-is packing people choose their dogs heavier than themselves? After all, if she tries to drag you on the leash — you'll be able to do it, even if you have muscles like...

Since I raised the topic of moms, and I shall explain. My mom is also pissed off. No, she's not calling every day to Refine my diet, but almost every conversation with her turns into a fight, is me not to cave in and begin to honestly Express their thoughts. the Mother never ceases to teach me how to communicate with people, manage a household, raise children, although in all of these areas I have succeeded much better than her. the Mother believes that there are two views: its and wrong. I with something do not agree, there is a very reasonable and reasoned response: "stuff and nonsense!" Any arguments in favor of the reasonableness of my choice are also "nonsense". Why? Yes, that's "prostatotomy"! Mother commits strange and imprudent acts that could lead...

There are in our great city Park. It is organized into various areas: picnic areas, swimming, fishing, etc. are Not deprived and lovers of active leisure: exercise equipment, tracks, ramps — have anything you want! Zones far from each other, enclosed by trees (and sometimes a fence) so that nobody interferes with anyone. But there is one category of visitors of the Park that is actually pushed with their own sites is avtomodelisty. And here's why. If in the right place performing stunts rollers or veloekstremaly, no one mother did not think to put their child to run between them. However, to release the baby on a special track which is worn a miniature car they think is a great idea. And why not? It's only cars! Let the boy run about after them, have fun...

Much has been said about those who bought the rights, then got into a huge car loan, and now is begging for friends and colleagues: gasoline is still missing, but in your garage and Parking as well as on the brain, no longer remains. the Logic seems simple: I bought the bulky thing is my apartment is a place where I can get it, if the space is no — thing I do not buy. You can, of course, put in the entrance to the neighbors not to pass, but this is now disgusting, and fire inspection will tell, and soon, and moms with strollers, and senior citizens, but in fact, the Valet of God? But if I'm such a pig that is obschedomovoe territory, I must understand that my bulky thing can happen anywhere, though all of her cameras and alarm Obuasi. But no, not all of it...

Dear author of the history "it is Important that you eat well", how well do you know your mother? Tell me, did in her youth... to starve? No, not to sit on a diet for greater harmony, and just do not have what to eat? Apparently, the post-war times, when many where starving, she hadn't caught. But in life anything can happen. Maybe grew up in some ruined farm, poor even by the standards of the Russian hinterland. Maybe lost in the woods for a week... In any case, this is the state when you think only about food, dreaming only when the food leaves its traces on the psyche. Remember, Jack London was a story of "Will to life"? The man escaped, recovered, was strong — but the crumbs under the pillow just in case continued to hide... Let me guess: your mom loves...

Dear knitter, in which the light a wedge has converged on the "creative lady"! Know your snobbery teeth hurt, and not just me, I guess. you see, it is not in substitution of concepts. Handicraft generally refers to creative pursuits — root "to create"? The creation of trinkets from a collection of parts — it works. And soldering circuits on the knee/bench — also art, as well as tuning and restoration techniques. Kate painting by numbers, you will fill the hand and might later want to draw something. Overlaid manuals on the ears, will make his brain build and composition, Iscariot a pile of notepads with sketches... Lena, buying ready-made kits for embroidery, one does not find a suitable picture on the counter, calculate necessary to her scheme itself and...

I'm afraid of being judged. All, without exception. I hardly ever learn to trust them, so will deliberately to avoid them. Dear author with a criminal record, I sympathize with you, but you really don't understand what's going on? Do you naively believe that people in the mass, there is a desire to delve deeply realized judged guilty or not? Alien soul darkness, and the fact of conviction — that he is real and very understandable. And scary. Me a corny scary! I don't want to guess at what you can expect now. I'm not going to call you openly show aggression and gossip with the neighbors about what can motivate a bad deed, but to be near you I would be very uncomfortable. And Yes, I consciously limit your contact with someone who scares me. many brought up in...

My husband's Relatives consider themselves very cunning and resourceful, they have almost once a week, ready with a new plan to deceive everyone and go out to the kings. And how they screwed me! Attempts something somewhere to gain for them, probably akin to sports. Of course, everyone is entitled to a hobby, but all their tricks are sewn with white thread. Almost every time something goes wrong. If to describe the adventures of cousins, you get an endless sitcom, only to live in it lately is not so funny, given that in dealing with the consequences of having to participate including people who do this have nothing to do. the Elder brother of the husband does not like to file an official holiday, because he wants the dismissal to obtain more compensation...

I got... my mom. Got not in itself, but the same question I hear ever since as I can remember. Go from the garden: — You are now in the garden eat? Well ate? And what do you eat? Ate everything, nothing left? Everything was delicious? What I ate for Breakfast? What did you have for lunch? In the afternoon? For dinner? Have you eaten? And sonchus sleep? Fell asleep immediately? Didn't Wake up? You slept well? — Yes, mom, I ate everything, slept in Conchas... Mom, can you imagine us Larisa Lvovna taught to do... — you seem to be serious questions asked, and you give me your sophomoric bear! I don't care what you did with the teacher, I asked you what you ate and how you slept! Every day coming from a first class home and everytime the phone rings: — have You...

Many years ago I was a very bad man. Well, as was made unseemly act and received a just punishment is, however, conditional and shot early for good behavior and good performance. The story was widely known in our small town. Despite this, I have even remained friends, not all, of course, but for me communication is enough. it happened that I had to move to another city. About the conviction, I did not apply, as it removed long ago. And who will when meeting to say that ten years ago was convicted? Live quietly and peacefully, not to offend anyone, not breaking the law, what else have others? But no... One friend accidentally found out — and all hail to the baiting! View — it is worse than others, he was convicted, he's no match for us, his Ho, Ho! How...

Read the story "Humiliate and conquer" and they were confused. You seriously think that the urination control is not necessary? Very, very? You are making your case when you need to go, wherever you are? I'm sorry, but in this case I'm dealing with an animal, I guess. So that doesn't even know where the pot — and the animals suffer until the pot or until they withdraw to the street. By your logic it turns out that the first sadistic's mom and dad, because they teach children not to write in his pants, and potty. Then the kindergarten teachers, who are taught to go to the toilet in time (after Breakfast, before bedtime), because the child is 3-5 years may be too long and forget to go to the toilet. Then the teachers want the children played and went to the...

Zadolbali lady who believe that doing hard — works, and boast of it on every corner. If the person is an artist and paints pictures, that's great, it works. If it burns wood, sew, or even forges is also excellent. He creates, he creates new — something that didn't exist before. From idea to finished product, he goes through all the stages of its creation and finally can be proud that he is the Creator! But what these ladies? Here Kate. Kate draws the numbers. Buying a special set, where it previously drew the picture, picked the color and paint, even the brush put. She remains the only poke in the right place brushes, making sure they were the right color. Here is Lena. Lena embroider. Buys the box set, where it previously made a chart, picked the color and...

Many here whine, hinting at what those around you think about them so-and-so and I was boiling. I was silent for a long time until I read the cry of the soul the girl is constantly hooked in the transport of different unwashed and smelly people. Like, she sitting all aloof and does not attract attention, and to it all some bloke sit and sit... And breathe and breathe... And her unspeakable surprise, that they "somehow I think if she is the neighborhood nice." You serious? No one around you thinks, you will be pleased or not! About yourself — every minute, about how you can be useful — plenty, but about your desires and tastes do not think anyone. What makes you think the opposite — I really do not understand. none of these men don't care you like it or not....

Height less than 160 cm is cute for girls. Everyone else will joke that now will carry you in my pocket. Small and thin girl looks more neat than tall and thin. And full and low looks more compact than high and full. And, you can wear any kind of heels without the risk to confuse the guy, after all, to find someone below — that's a toughie. There are, of course, and cons — from the top shelf in the store do not get all the pants to have shortened. But some of my friends, all as on selection high girls, believe that girls have low to meet the low boys. This here is an unwritten rule. Because, you see, for me the growth any guy except for the dwarf, but they need to find a high, almost unreal, and the guy below, they do not agree. I dared to marry a guy with...