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I was very tired "touchy", which is all around tactless appeal. Such stories here a lot. to Learn that someone is sick, most people in the framework of genuine concern (or at least the duty of courtesy) tell the patient "get well soon" or "don't get sick, get well", and the answer is sincere (or rescue) thank you. But if it hurts "touchy", it is such treatment are very insulted and he starts to bleed poison. Who says such a stupid thing a sick person? Do these fools not understand that, if he could, he would not soon have recovered, but right now? Not otherwise you want to torture them with the utmost indiscretion. The same reaction in some individuals cause the phrase "good appetite" or "be healthy." Some even think that the world revolves solely around...

"Solitaire lay", "paper shift", "coffee break" — the familiar definition of the so-called office work, right? Amazing place this office. That's literally everywhere people work — in factories, in shops, in hospitals and in the fields, everywhere difficult of tasks, people responsible, nowhere nobody shirked and didn't cut class all day working up a sweat. And in the office — some clinical idiots who sit in easy chairs, drink tea and maybe every hour shift a piece of paper with the left edge of the table to the right to simulate rough activity. Why, then, the entire population of earth didn't move still work in this blessed place? Let me tell you why. first, office work is not "pushing papers". These papers need to be properly arrange and submit where...

Oh, the "Native half job don't show", I understand you. I have the same criticism from all sides, but my still manage to divide crafts into male and female. Like, once I was a girl, we have to deal exclusively with embroidery or beads and not to lift anything heavier than a needle. When I was just starting to get acquainted with epoxy, all were delighted: mi-mi-mi, what pendant, uchi-way! But I had to give a hint that this stage is passed and the soul longs for large-scale creations like countertops made of wood, filled with the same epoxy as they all started to prove to me it is too difficult, the boards heavy and in General, doing such things only men. the same thing happened when I swung for the restoration of furniture (the neighbor was going to throw...

I Have not even zadolbali, just the outrage of someone else's indiscretion. Met with an old friend, who had not seen for several years. Steel, as usual, to tell what's new. Well, I mentioned that now the sole owner of a two bedroom apartment and live in it alone. Reaction friend, I was taken aback: — Well lucky you! But I'm still in rented rooms to roam! Honey, when we last met, I lived in this apartment with my parents, and you knew about it. I now live in the same apartment, but alone. Do you think that I was "lucky" in that I parents buried? In this case, I have some bad news for your family.

The People I came up with the euphemisms: sometimes you want to say rude, but the environment or education does not allow. And I zadolbali those who believe these words outdated or too soft, putting himself in an awkward situation and causing others to blush! have a counterpart folders in the archive, on the stairs, the dark, the bulb burned out. — Dark, "he says," as a Negro -- and mysteriously falls silent. — ...the armpit, are I. — No! — he says, almost gleefully, and slyly glances at me. — Elsewhere! Why? Why so obviously and desperately to hint at something indecent, if we're not friends and not even good friends? Why so down on your level of development in the eyes of others? Another colleague blurts out in the course of the story: — And it starts to...

God, I am tired of the "experts". Hunting and firearms love is not everything, but few men are not interested in a good knife. And here begins the... Before the New year ordered a hunting blade. Very unusual, though, because it applies to melee weapons, therefore, to purchase it not everyone can. Of course, I want to boast, and I never miss a chance to show friends. Among them are fishermen, and fans of "sharp little" — in General, people are more or less in the subject. the First reason breathing on the blade, then puts his finger, shakes his head sympathetically and says: "And steel is the shit..." Holy shit! It turns out that high quality steel misting should disappear almost instantly. the Second: "If you remove the Krovostok — will not be cold." Masha...

Ever Hear the saying "Fools half job do not show"? Now, sometimes she is very fair, and no need for her to be offended. for Example, I have a hobby from time to time, I undertake all kinds of custom projects are handmade. Sometimes purely for sport, and if confident in their own abilities, and to order. But I guess, coming to my parents for the holidays, it is not necessary to do anything but sit and play computer games... for some reason friends support even the most complex and creative ideas like embroidery or metal thread rug hand-woven (and because I was sick, but did). But once parents see that I'm doing something hands — start best tips and criticism. "You sause!" Thanks, I'm aware that this piece is narrow, because it put one more detail. "Absurd...

Hello! I was sick of that now when you check on almost any site ask for a phone number. Rambler asks, Yandex asks Mail.Ru requests, not to mention social networks. But now the forums have started to ask. the other day I walked into a citywide forum, and here again — "enter phone number". I first podofigel, and then read the new rules, and found that the phone number is used by administrators to provide services to "partners", that is, they stupidly sell number database some spammers. For all that, I already got SMS spam, I want to ask the admins: why you suddenly decided to sell our rooms to some partners? Are you a little income from the ads you show us? You just lost a good half of the forum, and the rest will lose when they find out who was responsible...

The Author of "Just throw away", allow me to explain. I Recently moved from a large two-bedroom apartment in a small kopeck piece. I live alone, "the old bachelor", so to speak, a large area I don't need — don't want to pay for her rent and taxes. And in the process of moving a lot of things I threw away. I hate writing ads and wait for the start call all Soviet collectors "good". When the workers took out all the trash from all floors neighbors came running and began to dig in bags. Then, of course, and bums in the garbage hauled. do I Pity these things? Yes and no. Yes — because it is the memory of parents, they are all bought and hoarded. No — because nobody in 20 years most of this stuff has been used. The release went clothing, linens, well, without...

I Read here about "the faculty of fools", and a little disappointing. I am also a graduate of a technical College, but the economic faculty. Perhaps it poured contempt the author has not mastered complex engineering specialty. So what I have to say. Fools, perhaps, in all disciplines enough, and complex engineering also. But to compare yourself to others in principle somehow unwise, and even dignified air on someone else's background just because you're an engineer, and someone in the Humanities, generally the height of stupidity. If you're really smart and used their brains in education, so use them further on purpose, that is, grow in their profession. Perhaps, after all, that makes us "thinking beings", but certainly not number of faculty. if we talk...

Oh my dear friend! I'm really glad you're getting married, and I'm really happy to be a witness, but... a Year ago, when you finally made the offer and you called me to be a bridesmaid, I immediately asked: do I need to buy a special dress or wedding still small, you won't mind if I come in one of his? Fortunately I have a beautiful, sit well, and I love tenderly, yet with the exhaust. Then we even decided which of the dresses I will. the wedding is three weeks, and you suddenly send me a link for a dress that I absolutely must buy because you have decided that I need to be in it. And so, my dear, the dress can be very beautiful, but my half a meter in jump, it will not sit down and cut top that emphasizes your slenderness, turn me into a square without...

Good day! I'm a girl of twenty-eight, married. My husband is a researcher in a state Institute, and for several months he traveled on expeditions, earning them more than in the winter in my own Institute. And I have popular, but the office profession and in my spare time I earn tutoring. I'm not bragging — this is to ensure that we are adults, educated people and middle class family was created consciously and intelligently. And zadolbali me is that almost every new employer almost the first question is "when on maternity leave? And you definitely won't run away?". Yes, I want kids, I've created a family for this. My husband is under thirty, our future child will have a wonderful childhood. But I've come to you because first of all I want to work with you —...

The Last time I often meet women who tell about themselves and others about the following: "Eighty percent of the people brainless cattle, but I learned in engineering school!" So, my dear, you zadolbali. I studied with you in one of the best engineering universities of this country and now reveal a terrible secret: if any of my group mates go to work, I'm first going to surprised, then to laugh, and later — around the place of deployment of the ladies side. I've been to your University in the engineering profession. Passed the physics exam, not the exam, and the exam was Oh how difficult. Received 9.5 out of 10, which is still deservedly proud. And then began a mini-hell. A wealth of subjects "engineering" areas, I will not tell what for get opus in...

How Often have you met people who are willing to spend hours rambling on about how they were not lucky in life, what circle bastards and how they unjustly deprive of attention, care and good attitude? What do you think — how often do among them there are those who blame themselves for their situation, but simply do not recognize and do not solve their problems, and push aside the blame on the mythical "evil"? Me here zadolbali these ostentatious "victims of circumstances". the First case is a lady twenty-eight years, which absolutely no one appreciates. Men-the goats seem to be fools cute looks, and her rich inner world are not interesting. Upon further communication, it turns out that in addition to the ugly face and obesity in ladies problems with alcohol...

Year after year the same story with variations, namely: "I Love bananas, but will eat cactus". Spit and cry all around, but to eat. Just now here is another supporter of the "tradition" has issued an angry tirade against the "nicekicks". Honey, tell you a terrible secret: nobody cares, traveling or with whom you sleep and what you eat, but subconsciously decided on something to say. In addition to the weather (not climate, and God knows what!) and the economy (crisis, huh) usually discuss common interests. And here — drum roll — it turns out that among the lovers of travel talking about journeys among Swingers is about sharing partners, and among accountants about taxes. But there are always individual in white who claims she's not. Among couch potatoes it...