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From the older generation we often hear the phrase: "marriage is not your holiday, and your parents." All know what that means in practice: what the event should be organized the way you like, and I do not want the main entities of a celebration, the newlyweds and their parents. That they want to collect all the relatives, neighbors and "family friends" (that is, friends of the groom, namely mom and dad). It parents fun to make a holiday according to the standard scheme "dress on a white cake with a ribbon — bride — ZAGS — photoprobes Soviet monuments — a restaurant with a bunch of alcohol, the master of ceremonies with silly jokes, karaoke and dancing Serduchka". Young, you want something different? Shut up, it's not your holiday, now you have to give...

Though I am not a manufacturer of perfumes, but I can say that you zadolbali lack of alcohol-containing liquids, are absolutely right: it's not just because it is a concern. Because our people not only like to drink, but also not too rich, and beggars, as you know, is the mother of invention! Here, for example, know how to extract the alcohol from ? you Need to take metal corner... However, I will not teach the bad, but the way is quite famous. And people do it! They extract and drink alcohol, they drink the solution as it is. They neutralize the bitterness of the chemicals and drink, and then poisoned and die. Because you like to drink, and honest official vodka they have not enough money. And not enough money, because if you take an equal amount of...

Imperceptibly, but efficiently zadolbali rename and re-number our public institutions. Without going into the details of the inner mess that accompanies this thing, I want to say that these changes are trite complicate navigation. In kindergarten were given a piece of paper with the announcement that the children's city library No. 48 holds open events for children in these days, at this time. No address, no phone number, only the number of libraries, date, and time. Find in the library two blocks away, go to the event. On the facade of the building written Children's library No. 46. Hmm... Walk around the building around, on the reverse side of the sign manually paint 46 fixed at 48. Door hanging schedule, which says that it works with 12, the event is...

I would be happy not to read the appeals for humanism. Only trouble is: it's everywhere. Work with children? You, of course offers something for large and needy? And for people with disabilities? No?! This is the same! And start taking the brain. In the social network good times, and in the black list. Although especially uporotyh humanists writing to you for the record comments of friends in common. Moreover, though not bursting into the bedroom wearing masks, they write very rude. Keep three dogs? Shelter, among other things. Why not four or five? You want this puppy dog died in the cold? It is, in any case, not in the news. And in the PM. One of those curators who have taken dogs. Yes, softer formulated. But very transparent. Like to think on the go. Go...

My zadolbali about the fact that in the 21st century some still believe that a person would have to be "age". I am a woman of fifty years. I am the mother of 28-year-old daughter and 19-year-old son, grandmother of 4-year-old grandson. I do Cycling, skating. You can wear denim mineshorty, youth sneakers, pink socks and a fashionable sweater to go to the Park to roller skate. The mood — some fancy-ass tights you can wear. My husband, same age, and fully supports me so insanely glad I didn't turn into a dull respectable aunt. Or grumbling grandmother on the bench, condemning everyone and everything. But no, definitely among friends or girlfriends daughters are those who say that, they say, for his age and should settle down. If anything, defiantly not wearing...

Hello! I would Like to, as gently as possible to convey the cry of my man's soul. Start with the fact that the militant mood on the front of women against men and Vice versa is only strengthened. Comes sometimes to delusions and outrageous rudeness. Women want masculine men, feminine men and women. That's such a mess it turns out. Moreover, the claims are sometimes quite banal. Women are not satisfied with drunk, rude and irresponsible men, but unfortunately, do women of the opposite sex behave in increasingly ugly. Hamovity behavior has become the norm for our lovely ladies. Rarely now will meet a shy girl that wants to comfort and protect. Now trending bitches and hysteric. Even the trainings they have come up with.

Zadolbali debate between the supporters of incandescent bulbs and LEDs, honestly. Because he is not in those planes. Some put first the quality of light, which depends on the preservation of vision. Other — economy. And the screaming at each other with a calculator in hand you can go on forever, but... But the main thing — not it! incandescent fire. Someone will object that "Winter cherry" burned just a led lamp. But it was not because he led, but because it is not waterproof, and nearby was a pipe that leaked. Such a situation is dangerous regardless of the kind of light source. the Led lamp is heated to a dangerous temperature only if there is a fault, the probability of which is quite small. Bulb works at such temperature continuously in the normal mode....

I Know at least one reason why domestic cheap sew cushions including thin: the main client base is the Muscovites, about 10% of Russia's population. unfortunately, the vast majority of outerwear is sewn under the middle strip, the climate is similar to Moscow. And this is "eurosima": dampness and near-zero temperature. Real frost below -15 ° C for a maximum of a couple of weeks. In January of this year in Moscow, the lowest temperature was actually -11. Thanks to metro and the cars on the street people spend a few minutes and a short "real winter" experience without problems. Therefore, the demand for warm clothes in the capital in average winter weather outside it's hot as hell. And to buy two conventional jacket for a few frosty weeks — wanting is not...

Hello, I'm the same mother-the person who wraps their child and thus spoil him immunity and the future in General. My daughter has a congenital disorder of the nervous system, which she downed thermoregulation. Even in summer it manages to freeze. No, first I wore it for the weather, not kutal in a hundred coats. The child was crying and covered in goosebumps. And then I explained about the violation of thermoregulation. And have had to adapt. Yes, even in twenty degrees of heat my daughter in pants and a long sleeve. Otherwise it will freeze. +30 is already possible to wear the shirt, but just in case to take a Cape of a sudden the wind blows. Yes, even in the breeze, and my daughter is freezing. And fucked me around, who give me their Phi. I can't show...

You zadolbali of Kaposi? And me here zadolbali such bustler and planirovali free time. I grew up in a family such bustler. If on Saturday we planned to go to the country and leave at 10:00, 9:55, the father would be dressed, booted and assembled in the hallway and all fit. Mother will rush around the house, collecting the necessary things, which are now required to collect for one minute, because it is necessary to quit in time! What happens if we leave at 11 or 12, and where will flee from us a cottage (where we fry the kebabs and lie with a book in the sun loungers, and not even plow the garden) — is unclear. In this case, if the father had to go to the garage and pick up some things we will do on the road and wait in the car. Stuff to check out — not...

I am a gamer. Played a lot in that, almost from childhood, since the home computer was always. It is no exaggeration to say that I am the same age as the video game industry. was in my way and such games, which we have denoted unconvincing combination of MMORPG. Those who "like wow" but not always with orcs and elves. And that's what I'm sick of the Guild. More specifically — Russian Guild. believe it or not, but in 30 years of gaming experience I have never — not once (!) — did not see adequate Russian Guild. Not something that was not there on the server such is not watched, while playing actively in several projects, he was even a moderator. Russian Guild resembles a pack of feral dogs. Not originally wild, and it again-wild, typically living on the...

Not a new Topic, but I was sick of taxi drivers. I do often travel by taxi. To the subway I have to go on the transport, so often it turns out that the trip in the car will cost me three times faster and not much more. Well, what the hell, I'm a lazy bastard, Yes. For the convenience of passengers, except, actually, artists. the Examples? They have me. Taxi driver number 1, I immediately said that I have no smaller Patitucci. "I have to surrender", replied the taxi driver who could not see the order price. On arrival at the place was that the delivery of it — a hundred rubles a piece of paper, and the cost of the trip — 319. Explain, my dear man, why should I give you a quarter of the cost of services by cash? And okay, comfort quickly drove, so no...

My zadolbalo is not new, and many times here in different ways may sound. Different is only the color. Passionately hate people who know how I will be better. But when I sets forth, as she thinks it's best to do this or is the mother suffer. No, not because "mom is mom". She just, if something advises you to do, ready to jump in and help. You better glue Wallpaper? Went, buy. Yeah, and give half the money for the Wallpapers at least. I do not always agree with her. But at least she's worth listening to their opinions and advice. emobroidery But those who talk of "abstract", but with them to hold back grounds do not see. Always first ask two questions: a) whether the person is willing to invest resources in seeming him the right to improve my life; b) if you...

I can tell you why frozen is the problem. Not for you, dear author of a history of "Frozen rotten does not happen." You obviously competently use the freezer, and everything you do well. I tell you, even just a little jealous. Because we in the house decided not to act according to common sense. A long time to explain, here's sketches from life. 1) After a night shift Wake up late and didn't have time to go to the store. Gaining mom hoping to "catch" her on the way. Lo and behold, it turns out. "Buy, please, and a half chicken Breasts — I ask and explain. Or three filaki for podgradci. No more, I just have so much on prescription." Mom brings four filaki. "Why?" — "Let it be/just in case/and suddenly it's not enough/nuueeaie". One rump roast goes in the...

Me, you know, very zadolbali calls to the girls — "love is simple the good guys". you Know, I'm 57 years old. And like any I've seen in my life. Except that most of these "nice guys". Simple — is what? Which two words together can not? Which two books do not read? Which, for lack of a new handkerchief blow your nose on the floor? let us even Assume that the girl has to fall in love with illiterate and ill-mannered man. But what makes you think that simplicity of this sort — a guarantee of "goodness"? Where is the guarantee that he will be kind and decent? Yes no. And Vice versa. Why prove to me that an educated, intelligent and educated person is sure to be abuterol? With what you have? you Know, the "good guys" is a stamp, which was worth nothing at all. I...