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Remember this one? — Mom, dad, I decided that I should live separately from you. — good for you, Sonny! Long overdue, we are so proud of you! — Thank you. Your stuff I already Packed. Suitcases in the hallway. it seems Funny, but is attacked by a bunch of moralists, most of whom were representatives of the older generation. With clear speeches: "how so? That ungrateful creature has grown up, blah-blah-blah..." the Housing question is clearly urgent, everyone wants to live separately and have their own living space, but let's put aside the respect for elders and other principles and look at things from an objective side: two parents with (often) a good position, stable performance, total income on average, which is clearly higher than that of the student...

Marriage, say, in our time is a mere formality? I know that personally I've fialochka such as you, who believe that the stamp in the passport — it's okay, because you can always file for divorce if something goes wrong. One of my friend is a civil servant. In accordance with her position, she was entitled to receive a subsidy for housing. For a person working in the public sector, it would be a very impressive assistance from the state. Why I write in the past tense? Yes, because my friend was married to a police officer, which, in turn, also has benefits when buying a home mortgage. And — surprise! — by law, both spouses qualify for these benefits do not have the right, from one of the benefits they have to give. Instead of two soft apartments which they...

Zadolbalo people who do not understand what it means an appointment. for Example, the parents of the students. You yourself write to me and ask to meet. Agree on a convenient time, write: "Okay, I will." I come in early or sit at work for an hour longer than usual — and just no! And well, if a couple of days to receive a letter that "alas, did not work, so another time". And about the fact that this letter never begins with "sorry", I generally keep quiet. After this I was not surprised when your children don't go to counseling or to rewrite a test. You can't right in any days, except that I have to wait you an extra three hours? Well, on this day, I'll find something to do. Just be sure to come back! But in the end what? Parents know, children know, and I,...

Zadolbalo fans to do the sad forecasts by the method of guessing. the Guide announces the release of a new working programme, which will incorporate the functionality of ten. Immediately after the announcement of the office like a swarm of disturbed bees everywhere buzzing about the unknown bugs, an awkward interface and the complexity of development. two weeks after installation, the same people continue to grumble, but that it was necessary to change everything: conveniently, it turns out that when passwords ten times a day to enter so, after the holidays it is easier to renew approaches and departures and hovering stopped needlessly stress through the day. the city Administration is announcing repair work in the center — promise make a zone for rest and...

Zadolbali latch on the back cover of smartphones. Now I have a smartphone in hand. The screen on it a protective coating so if you drop it — survived. E-filling, the top technological minds. SIM card, memory card. For them the clips. And — battery, which is stupidly invested in your compartment. Up and down she would not go left and right too — there is nowhere. Forward will not go — there screen. And behind it captures only the back cover of the smartphone. So it was not boring — battery we have a heavy (especially if strong), in fact this is the hardest part of the smartphone. And what is holding the rear cover of all this happiness? On hiiiiiigh, tonylawrence sidelock. Oblamyvanija the slightest false motion when closing the lid. And sometimes still have...

Zadolbali activists. A couple of Shurochka of "Office romance". Recently, this appeared in our team. As luck would have it, we were preparing to hold an important event that I wanted to start with the numbers of Amateur performances performed by students. I was responsible for implementation and organization of the rooms. The room was a girl soloist who sang, danced, played sketches. Twenty students on the roles of the second plan — danced, sang and participated in skits. The room was ready ten days before the start of the event, approved by the supervisor. And then for eight days prior to calling me head: — Imagine now Maryvanna working with us! She is active, she will help you with room! She continues to work such events arranged! I've seen a few times...

Scribbled, perhaps, the answer is real man or is still a dork. You so beautifully painted the difference of women from women, right sight for sore eyes, but somehow absolutely silent about this endangered species, like a real man. Will fill this gap. so. This man, no matter what age or physique he was, always without words and requests politely assist those who need it. Be it in the metro for tired passengers, help in the Parking lot for an insecure driver or help with the passage to the office door. The real man he sees who needs help and who does not, and provides assistance absolutely free. regardless of age and physique a real man takes care of himself, his wardrobe, vocabulary, behavior. He is polite and neat even when he is alone. this man does not...

It is Surprising that people roll out two businesses to one hundred and twenty in a month and now spins the third, even the third time didn't understand basic things. And somehow wonders why the hired (!) employees are not eager to uphevals 24×7. Not happy and not agreed in advance the reconciliation of responsibilities. And somehow you expect from an employer of a workplace equipped... Maybe all this is because your business is your business? With the accent on "your". And if you want to work for you 24×7 machine, the Reaper and the dude igrets, and even with their computers went to work — so you can be wise not mercenaries and partners to look for? Not for wages, work and share in the capital and profits? Or the difference between a partner and a hired...

Hello! I former child-free. I sincerely didn't want kids until, until I met current husband. the Children did not want for one simple reason — I do not want to repeat the mistakes of his mother, who beat me on every occasion. For example, we told the school about how much the mom — is revealed classified information! Where is the belt? No belt, run's daughter with a stool. Not a good time happy, to cry in public or said something "wrong" — houses a series of punches. the husband has a similar story, but we got thought and decided that we can try to correct the mistakes of their parents — because we don't like them. Books on conscious parenting and psychologists — to help us. And you know — we get. In our family growing up happy life and a favorite toddler...

Road passenger taxi. Yes, really don't like music, don't listen. We, the taxi drivers, the people that music saved us, to take you to three hours of the night from one bar to another. You are a customer and you're always right, so the music I'll just turn down without question. I connect my flash drive and listen to your music waiting for you with bags at the entrance. Yes, it's the Japanese Hawaiian rhythms crocodiles. You did also. you Have three options: Politely ask me to turn off the Japanese crocodiles. I'll do it at the same moment. Can ask, for the sake of curiosity, can better Cuban hippos? Do not want — going to drive in silence. You can wear headphones and drive, listening to your pop music. So do most who are not willing to maintain a...

A Month ago I was diagnosed with cancer. Well, a diagnosis. Will have surgery and treatment. Knows about it a narrow circle of people: family and leadership at work. However, from time to time pals are hyping to be Frank, noticing my bad mood. Said the three, whom I consider old friends. What I hear in response? 1) Well, you need to see a therapist, that you resentment live. 2) You suppress as a woman, you must act in all possible ways. 3) have You seen a homeopath? And communion? A must-see! you Guys are out of your mind? It is a cancer, and I trust the official medicine, I have the diploma of a medical College and medical University. I do not believe that cancer will resolve, I believe he will kill me if I don't operate. all of You guys with higher...

With strawberries really enough of a fuss, but worth it. Mustache? There are varieties that form few of them. Parasites copes chemistry. With irrigation — drip system, where it is sufficient to open the tap. Frequent weeding will save the agrotextile. With harvest will help freezer. Jam and compote long been obsolete, but the bowl of the defrosted strawberries in the winter — it's lovely. My children adore. And with oatmeal, and in smoothies, and milk shakes. A separate song — homemade ice cream with strawberries. And again, in terms of fruiting. Select a few varieties, early, mid and late, and eat strawberries a month and a half But if we dare, the harvest will be until November. So, not so bad with strawberries. I Have a thousand hives. And time spent on...

Answer would-be gardener who worry about the integrity of the lilac bushes. Every year, the blossoming twigs on the Bush becomes less and less if in the flowering period at least part of do not collect. Fragrant flowers become dry twigs and seed for the next year is not in bloom. You complain that fireworks and balloons pollute the environment, but you are barking up the wrong tree. The worst sources of pollution in the world's industry giants — Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Mars, Nestle, oil companies, Chinese and Indian factory of disposable plastic, so-called fast fashion — cheap clothes of low quality. Neither of us is able to cause such damage to the environment in my entire life, as one such company for the day. You're right — a spare planet we have. But direct...

On the topic of "informers" and the Complainants. In Western countries, where I worked for a while, everyone knows that if something fails, then declares about it in the first place, his colleague, neighbor, subordinate, Yes just any monochromatic. He would agree with that, because he, seeing illegal, will also report. Because he knows that if he gives, then tomorrow it illegal could happen to him. And who wants that? Therefore, the culture of awareness there is a high. And produce high quality goods, not to mess with marriage, return and repair. And services provide quality, because any complaint is put some big time compensation. And everyone is afraid to do something illegal, because I know — all in plain sight, and that's fine. And in Russia for work...

But I do want to share why I stopped going to the movies. The last couple of years all the movies I try to watch them at home. Why? Explain. Don't know, maybe it's age, I was too old and nervous, and maybe the culture of behavior in the movie theater fell through the floor. first, zadolbali eating. No, not those who are quietly eating popcorn and drinking water, and eating it: special purchase packages of food in the supermarket and consume it all, relish chewing during the session. Those who constantly rustling bags of chips and crackers and eats it all without closing your mouth who constantly hisses beer and soda (the most annoying for me) or eating something funky. Apoteka was when some guy brought to the session a pot of boiled homemade dumplings with...