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Congratulated the former classmate happy birthday on the social network. She writes: "Thank you, but actually, my birthday is in six months." the Coworker put the wrong date in the contact, we receive the alert. We all pitched in, gave the envelope, he congratulated pouted. Say, what we are colleagues, if not remember that his birthday is in a week, and the date in the blue network he fun put, to see who remembers. Guys, I remember your birthday and the birthdays of her husband, children and parents. Well, even the father-in-law and a couple of old friends. Sorry, but to memorize the birthdays of colleagues, friends, classmates and fellow students, neighbors in the country and other citizens — is not my priority. and so I keep in mind fairly just. Many of...

Honestly, I'm sick of hearing again and again these disputes of witnesses, "saints 90" witnesses "dashing 90-x". For both of them agree on one thing: they somehow think that these same nineties they had fallen "out of nowhere", and did not appear absolutely natural consequence of the revolution of 1917. How would you explain that such a causal relationship? Well, look, for example, if a girl got pregnant, totally naturally after 9 months, the birth will happen. If you make a country in which Marxism, it is absolutely natural and in about 70 years (in a small country — early) happen complete collapse and chaos under the name of "the nineties". The second is a consequence of the first, as childbirth is a consequence of conception. But in the end was born like...

In recent times unbearable sick of the fact that Express negative or to write about fatigue was considered something indecent. the Type we live in a world of successful people who are always smiling and plow. And whatever happens on the job — not Noah, not professionally. Separately deliver that on the basis of whining in the closed account of a small sotsseti people make assumptions about how people work. Yeah, I don't like when guests are rude, run away without paying, sit three hours after the closure of the institution, puke in the toilet, humiliated my honor and dignity, etc., etc. the fact that I am writing this under lock and key, Carl, it doesn't mean I'm rude to them in response, kicked in the night or forced to clean a crappy toilet. This means...

Say that you need to communicate and establish relations? what do I do if I don't want to work as a Manager? What to do if the service (not necessarily a taxi) I need in another city? Do not order anything without a friend of the courier? only Go to familiar doctors, but if not, then lie down and die? Maybe I vital friend the piano tuner or a masseuse? Why companies can't provide me those services for which they were created? Taxi doesn't carry it because the taxi driver doesn't like to ride in any area or for your bid? Proceed to the exit! the Repairman is not taken for repairs because because? We will call you back (no). the Doctor did not heal because he doesn't like eye color/sexual orientation/attitude to childbearing? We wish you a speedy ruin.

There has been at least two stories of drivers using the sound signal in the city for anything, but not to prevent emergency situations, as required by the SDA. Most often honking at the traffic lights through a "new York second" after switching on the green signal. I would like to tell you about a special category "rear Godunov", namely those who like to honk the cars passing others. for Example, those who stopped to let the bus departing from a stop, the oncoming traffic when turning left or in front of the sign "give way". Understand, leaky feeder still will not go from him, what are you honking, a normal driver's life and health more than your desire to quickly pass. You could have skipped? And the one who ignores, can not catch, as a result of the...

Strikes such narrow-mindness ... narrow-mindedness, speaking in Russian. the Girl, do not you think that different people have different work schedule and life? someone Who works day after day, two by two, who one day, one night, someone does a rolling schedule... Where did the person know that if you have booked something at 4 in the morning, then you went to sleep? For example, I get up at 12-2 nights and three start to work. By the way, it often happens that your favorite "afternoon" to me the middle of the night. in addition, it is possible that even the company the city scale needs to clarify something here right now, so "noon" is already to make the delivery, you can get through the day; that they need to clarify it now, because after your reservation...

Zadolbalo habit of our people to communicate in the style of "radio on the armored personnel carrier". Bought sealant. Because to find the right brand is problematic, take a replacement, but I want to clarify, is it possible to return the unopened tube of sealant. Well, in fact, she does not change its properties for an hour or two, if not printed. However, there may be nuances because she is expendable. Fit to the refund counter to check if you can return unopened if I find I need. Here began... the Dialogue here is exactly. Fit, explain the situation. Sealants by law! — answer me, the woman at the refund counter. — I'm Sorry — I'm not sure — you can't return even unopened? — I'm trying to guess what the law is with sealants. — I'm telling you: sealants...

All a good day (good evening, brisk night). I'm a photographer. Professional. It means that shoot for the money. I wasn't sick, no, just don't understand some people. That says an unknown person in the social network, messenger (whether this occurs, and there and there) with the question, say, "You go to the event?" or "are You filming children's birthdays?". What I say in these situations? first off, Hello. Second, ask specific questions: what specific event? Wedding, birthday party, conference, football match? Or: children's birthday party — expected report from the festival or, for example, shooting a child in the Studio ("gotowanie")? What is planned for the event, depends, we should continue the conversation or not. Because, for example, a report from...

Only if the series? In my opinion, so far. Here, for example, a writer. The first 2-3 volumes of the series are well written, books in millions of copies, are translated into different languages... well, idyllic. And here the author understands that this topic can be earn good money. A series of swells conventionally taken "Saga does not matter what" in twenty volumes. Here is the film industry. On wide screens there is a decent blockbuster that brings in good box office. After the success of the Studio in a year produces a continuation, and then another, again and again, knowing that, as they say, people shavaet. This is often combined with the first example, when screened books of the "Saga does not matter what". Of course, in the film. Or here's another...

People enrage Scam? I understand and agree. And piss me off are the liars, as in the story "Vparivayut shit. Not Herbalife", who are spreading wrong information, prevent people to protect themselves from fraud. the Policeman said, all is fair? And the Prosecutor's office? A civil court? Deception obvious? The service provided is of poor quality? Direct loss caused? To the court! I have personally seen crying and raskaladyvayuschiesya fraudster, who pleaded not to give him real life. And while his family didn't pay for every detail of his sabotage, we have not given up. And you, instead, to share valuable experiences and to help people protect themselves or at least to check whether all so is bad, convince others that defend and it makes no sense! I do not...

What, leaving already? Tents, looking to collect... Well, as you rested in our village by the sea? Weather like, was excellent. Yes, and fields of sunflowers this year are great. Okay, I ran further. Later, crony. Huh? As called? So trunami same. You guys call that. Didn't you know? Why? So you're the trash is never removed. And still crap on the road. And used toilet paper allowed in the wind. In-o-o-o-n view: she's still on stalks of sunflowers hanging. Ah, what a generation... And young people offend... But the youth are somehow more cultured behaves. What? You cultured? Are you still unable to read memory there's something of Eugene Onegin? Yes, I know... "I write to you — what else" and five or six lines, right? What a surprise... Yes, any Soviet...

Speaking of age — I want to tell the story of the time my students about a very zadolbalo a hole in the law. At the age of 17 I entered University and went to study in another city. The first year lived in the dormitory. One day my roommate was a conflict, in which it caused intentional damage to my property. to Find the damage significant for me then, but, of course, appealed to law enforcement agencies. And here begins zadolbali. I Come to the office of the then police, write a statement. But then it turns out some of the nuances. I'm not 18 yet, she is already there. For I must act my legal representatives, but they are in another city 1500 km away. If she were underage, the issue could be resolved through the children's room of militia. And in this...

A Lot that can be said about culture in the village and in the city. to Bring the car trailer examples. they are divided on the simple fact. Even with the availability of work and decent wages, if you have a city with all the infrastructure at hand, the people from the village coming down the shaft. Try in the Urals regional center of the letter K. to find a local man. They are not there. Everything in the next CH., and E. T. there are No prospects, they say. But in K move the guys from the regional centers. No prospects, they say. I Think people don't want to live there only because of economic reasons? No. It would be too easy. Here is a city of 700 thousand tons And close on a million inhabitants of the village Youth ran from the T. S. And the similar...

I was sick of Paphos. "the yard is now the twenty-first century" — with such pathos, as if the previous 20 centuries was covered by the darkness of underdevelopment. And in pre-Christian times people wore skins and carrying clubs. You want to talk about it? Well, in Arkaim in the four millennia before we had the storm sewer... if you Want I'll give you a link to the video on YouTube, where in the city are the large puddles that the car at the glass fills? But the yard is now the twenty-first century. Progress, however,... However, often I hear the opinion that outdated morality. Here 20 centuries was OK, but in the twenty-first century morality is outdated. I can recall Nietzsche: "We'll write our own morality" — but in the end fascism and millions of...

Read the history of the two girls about how they were sick and tired of sympathizing friends after a breakup with a guy. And I wanted to say: dear, you are snickering you? I would be your friends in due time! I have them on hand wore. Remember, I had a painful breakup. The first man knew him two years, met six months, even promised to marry. Until met, all her friends have perezalil with his friends, all hung out together. Friends-girlfriends frankly enjoyed our hospitality, we rested at our apartment. In General, it was fun and cool. As long as my fiance is not lost to me interest in connection with the nearby more cute my friend. In the end, he dumped me, despicable merged shortly before the intended wedding. it was Painful? Not the right word. When you...