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Zadolba!whether

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Yeah, ahead of it's time corporate events, and has already tightened the first whiners. How I love them. because of not a very large state in the current work place and almost in the line of duty in the past, I organized corporate events. Is hell and Israel. And, of course, there are always those who will not be pleased. the Corporate event on a weekday after work? Fuuu, how do you take change? Will do half a day work? Fuuuuu, don't sleep enough, and generally, two hours to drive home not in time. In the output? Fuuuuu, I have my own business. Make the get-togethers in the Banquet hall? Fuuu, what are we — old men, to sit under the cries of Toastmasters? Will do the award "Oscar" with theatrical productions? Fuuu, have no time to do, well you corporate do...

The Lady from the history about the gifts, imagine your perfect birthday. Your husband gives you a gift — tickets to a concert of a band playing from iTunes. You clear my schedule — and you have a dentist, beautician, or even more fun — the trip. Girlfriend gives tea. For example, although I saw another zadolbalo that just screamed "stop giving tea and other food is not a gift", but acceptable. However, if you already bought a set of 12 teas and this will go on the shelf, to erode, to gather dust and lose the taste? whether Good is a gift if a figurine of turtles or earrings in the shape of police boxes go on the shelf as a dust collector? Cute, Yes, adorable, but in fact you'll see it one day — the day of birth, and then only during the regular General...

Hello! I am a woman of slim build with an eagle profile, dark brown hair, dark grey eyes. In General, the most common appearance. And I'm sick of my grandmother, who still sees me as a chubby baby and doesn't accept my adult appearance. — You do not see that she has dark hair! In fact, she has white hair like len! It's just she, when grown up, began to wash my hair with shampoo, and the damn shampoos her hair and darkened! And so we have it blonde! — You do not see that she has gray eyes, in fact our daughter pale blue eyes! Remember, she was a little, go with her to the tram, so all admire what her eyes, blue as the sky! It's just very much sitting at the computer and the damn computer eyes became gray. And in fact, she has blue eyes-blue! — You don't see...

I often use the services of railway transport, both for commuter and long-haul. Could be a lot to write about the shortcomings and problems, but I'm not about them. Zadolbali me that arriving at the destination and getting off the train, I have... to show things for examination. In the country. Without crossing borders, without entering in the restricted areas. inspected Me before boarding the train, I passed through the gate, my bags passed through an x-ray. And now here again — to remove the backpack, bag, take out the "ringing" of the belt from the pants, put the phone, keys and change. Now what you want from me? We while I was driving, there was a coup and imposed a border inspection upon entry of Russia in the independent Moscow? Oh, just everyone is...

How do I enrage people whining that they don't have enough money. No, not the guys who receive more than one hundred thousand and spending them for two weeks, and not just those individuals that are or consider themselves poor, and even frankly poor. Well have just complained that not enough money, to whine, your right, but regularly because heard that they are working that they deserve... So, you guys got. The man's family almost entirely and a few old friends with whom they maintain contact, and casual commentators-we-live-on-18-thousand. You are guilty. Be aware of already: you're useless and get as much as you are. Many of you claim that they "plow". A really work hard, hard, hard. Those teachers, for example. Here only the efficiency of your activities...

Marveled at the person who wants to drive to work in silence. Dear, imagine you live in a society! "I just want to drive without external stimuli. I can't see or hear, and I wish to continue to the work." Want to drive without external stimuli? Take a taxi, fly through the air, teleport. Then you will get no stimuli in the way. Or, for example, saivites in the far corner of the bus. But, excuse me, to be in the way of "transfer of money" for travel and to resent it? And about the question: "are You going out?" — also... you Know, a lot of people like to come in, stand at the exit and drive as not even a couple of stops, and all the way here don't want to sit. The rest do not read minds, do not understand immediately, leave you, or you just have to go...

Dear woman, it is useless to appeal to the conscience of those who is constantly ringing you. And I'll explain why. Now the principle of work with clients — "the more aggressive the better." The person trying to sell the product or service, and to starve, so he gave up and bought some not really needed stuff. After buying crap calling to sell you additional crap, explaining this to customer care. Excuse me, but in the conditions of wild capitalism and the "business in Russian" care about you at all in the interests of the supplier of goods or services. His job is to sell crap and make money. So he puts a dozen girls, whose purpose is to get you calls. Them you, too uninteresting — their goal is making money, because if they are not to call you, they get...

Hello, I am very sick of food coloring. don't know how some containing products were tested, because these dyes are quite harmful to health. for Example, I ate a birthday a package of colorful cookie — beans. The next day my lip was a big sore popped up, stayed a week and the first couple of days significantly pinched. Then itched. Bought lemonade beautiful emerald color. The same thing, only sore appearance was more like a chemical burn. rose Tried the chocolate. Again, itchy rash, at this time, even small... Suspecting something was wrong, I stopped eating all suspected the presence of dyes. The result became noticeable three weeks. Neither the face nor chest not a single zit, and there's always a little bit, but it was. And disappeared strange light...

Zadolbali official answers. what kind of question nor speak, nor how much detail to specify all dates, events, words and actions, the response will be two pages of streamlined language and nothing of substance. will Indicate that someone is frankly screwed up — the answer "had done such work in accordance with this law." will Indicate that violations happen every year — the answer is "the work of employees governed by such rules." will Indicate that, citing these rules, employees of the same companies provide dramatically different information and take opposite decisions — this is in the official response did not say. "All is well, beautiful Marquise".

And I would like to stand up for the consultant from the clothing store. Café tables are usually a few dozen, so the duty of the waiter when customers put things in order prevents only the waiter. But buyers in large stores of clothing take time from other customers, forcing the consultant to do frankly unnecessary actions. of Course, the buyer is not obliged to bring out of the dressing room clothes. However, at the entrance he receives a ticket with the number taken on the fitting things and should provide exactly the same amount. Usually the situation looks like this: a man walks into a stall with five hangers. Comes with only one, because "it came to me, I'll buy" and the rest are in the booth. the Consultant looks at the number and asks the rest, but...

Home schooling is great, I guess. In our time this has not happened, and if it was — we about this did not know, so I had to go to school. "School years wonderful" — which I hated. Here and the teachers that one or two good wagon "Marivan", and then the students here and the General atmosphere of "this learn, you should, it does not teach, it is not in the program." Boring, uninteresting. Hard labor. in General, come to think of it in terms of real education the school gave me only the skills of writing in cursive in first grade and the material basis for experiments in a mug in chemistry in high school: buy a nitric acid or silver sulphate in stores is not so simple. Everything else, including mathematics and knowledge for the same chemistry — books...

I am tired of the birthday age-old question: "What do you want?" the husband Asks, and music playing on the computer with the shared account. And underneath each clip is a link to the actual tour. My work schedule hanging on the wall, and make the perfect surprise — a piece of cake. These a few of clicks I do myself, but since it is a gift, enter the numbers from the card of the husband and not with her. Budget overall, so the difference is formal. I just bought two tickets to a concert, as she did a month and six months ago with absolutely no reason. Asks a friend we have tea once a month for ten years. The answer is that the tea is fine. Minus the second surprise. Asks brother with whom I discuss books, movies, and games. I'm a grown man, and I don't need...

If you are a Manager who wants to make their employees mandatory corporate event, I have for you some practical advice. Suppose you are planning to take this event staff's time — a day or hours after the end of the day. In this case, just print out all the documents that are relevant to the corporate estimate, schedule, work correspondence, then roll them in a tube and shove it up your ass. In principle, can and limited. The staff will be happy. are There other options? Is. Pay them this lost — Yes, lost! — weekend overtime. Should the people get some compensation for wasting time on your non-working wishlist. to Pay corporate and overtime expensive? Release of employees from work duties for one working day — payment, of course, keeping and host a meeting...

Didn't want to answer, but probably should. Global insights, you say? now, first, let me hug a friend in misfortune. It is not the only one, I'm sure a lot of us. I have long studied, but work remotely from home. All food, medicine, clothing and other household items are at the same places over the years. But my husband also can't find my socks on MY shelf that are buried there already revered as ten years. Maybe the fact that besides work, I have those same socks to wash, hang and then, already dry, send it on the shelf? Oh, and in case of unfitness buy them too. Clothing stores, apparently, insidiously renamed the grocery the women of the privy Council "how to confuse men". And maybe the fact that this simple ritual I repeat over the years, almost daily...

Like many it people, I, too, was not spared the job as "tech support": — Hello, my program is not working! — What program? — My!!! — what were you doing? — Nothing!!! It doesn't work!!!111 Well, who is even a little — knows how it is. at First angered and brought to rabies: you can not be so stupid! Then I realized: can. You may be a great marketer, a great leader, a talented engineer, an accountant and even a master surgeon, but it is completely stupid, hopelessly stupid, and stupid "computer user". this is not Because people are so stupid, it's the computers, or rather, the logic of work "the most prevalent OS" is very peculiar, and to understand it, you should be able to turn the brain in a certain way. And who is this failed — the "stupid user". the...