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Zadolbali I pushed the shaft is not clear from the argument that Russian tourists should behave abroad. No, there is no mention of the fact that it is not necessary to litter and spit at his feet, say nasty things about others, they say, still do not understand, to steal the light bulbs in the hotel and shout "Tagil" from the window in the morning. There is being discussed the theme of "meet on clothes". Say, the Russian abroad will recognize because they are wearing clothes that violate the rules of propriety. So I have to refrain men from shorts and women short skirts and open dresses, because, allegedly, there is a terrible bad manners and disrespect for others. Dear authors of these opuses! The concept of "abroad" — the concept is very loose. And your...

Read the story about the generals and generals ' wives and pushed the button "to cry". I hate the universal conviction that the girl needs to grab the first pants that are bad, and make these pants the pinnacle of the evolutionary chain, stuffed in the ass for me. I Have had two marriages in which I was like. the First marriage. Well, what a darling little money! After all, the most important of all love! But then it turns out that love can not eat and the apartment won't pay for, and loved one wants for some reason to invest in the total budget. At the slightest dissatisfaction about it — "Why you women are all materialistic and shallow? From me to you just need the money?" No, not only that, but they, too, because a favorite with a large appetite eats and...

Zadolbali moaning about the demographics. Wherever you spit: — Our people are dying! The Chinese seized Siberia! There will be no one to care for the elderly! Russian culture will be gone! It is urgent to have her baby, and more! And infuriates me in these moans everything. First, guys, Russian people — who is this? Tatars are considered? A Buryat? And if the great-grandmother from Finland, and great-grandfather of Kalmykia, and as a result you're so Central in his appearance live in Yekaterinburg, and don't know anything except Russia, you Russian people or not? secondly, of course, about the extinction. The population of Russia more than one hundred forty million. Ninth country in terms of population. Even if "the Russian people" there's one hundred...

I Think we've all encountered such people who want to buy twice as much for twice as less money. the restaurant they whine that everything is expensive, need to break their order with a 50% discount, to sum up all the possible actions and allow you to come with alcohol without payment of the cortical collecting. When buying or renting a home they want to get an apartment with a good repair and location for a room in a communal apartment in the suburbs. I Want a purebred animal, but wrinkle my nose at the sight of the prices, say that such and in the trash enough, and then misers to feed and vet. They are unpleasant, they can not escape, and that's the most fun, it is impossible to convey to their consciousness of their own wrong. Here is the man she has put...

Lately, there frequently appear stories from all sorts of "prohibitive" in the metro pictures only "terrorists", then all hams collect only "bomb"... I laughed-laughed, but recently, suddenly realized that he would like to ban one completely "harmless" and even "comfortable" thing. So I don't know whether I'm "paranoid" or, on the contrary, understand what others do not see... In the end, many things are deprecated now, used to be the norm. Maybe this will be the same? See. Why motorists prefer to stand in huge traffic jams in their personal car, although public transport can often be reached faster if there is a dedicated line, rail or even metro? "Well, you imagine — without the smelly old women, screaming children, one with air conditioning, but with the...

Oh! This is the first thing that came to mind after the disturbances of the engineer on labour protection. I have been dealing with these engineers for nine years of labour practices. The nature of my work is that I worked in different Cultural centers and theaters, and on your own, so to speak, colleagues had seen. And have to say: maybe the idea of profession and good, and just about how to save lives, but in practice you are completely useless, at best. On the stage there is no air conditioning, and actors in costumes and makeup lose consciousness at a temperature of +50? You have a day off and a bunch of papers, and in General, you your thermometer is brought, there is 25 degrees. And this is broken. What do you want? Thermometer we replaced. Overtime...

Well, that ended my two months of constant travel on the trains of our sorry-it-gods-Railways. Here I'll leave a brief list of useful tips for future passengers to bore anyone, even a totally peaceful and understanding companion. 1) Bring when boarding the train the rest of your relatives. Yes, and frankly a fat Uncle Fame and Zhorik at the head of all the hundred and forty people. Other passengers want to sit properly? Their problem! You have YOU! YOU don't see all that Caudle two whole weeks! When your uncle with a hearing aid, in polite and not so request, flies out of the car with acceleration — shipite and shout for all seven men passengers, not saying a word threw a 150-pound body on the platform. 2) be Sure to plead for have already become...

Zadolbali name not paranoid about it, but touched and reminded one of my zadolbalo. I'm sick that I have to show tact to smelly people. But no, friends! Comfort ends where someone else's begins, and if it is 30 cm in public transport, and you stink of two meters around, but sorry, I wince, turn away and depart. I don't care why you stink then, feces, garbage, sour food, yesterday's revelry, rotting cellar, I don't care healthy or stink because of the illness I find the smell unpleasant and I have every right to protect itself from it. I'm at the first opportunity go away from you, turn away or Otsego where the aroma will not get to me. zadalbyvat Especially people with bad breath. Me again anyway, why they stink and why they did not do this, but for some...

I am tired of the linen. In what universe is considered to be normal and adequate to give the bedding to friends and family? I seem to be friendly enough and welcoming people, but somehow never thought to invite friends to his bedroom. And to be rummaged on the bedroom my friends, I also was not possible. And certainly not had to pry into anyone's bedroom with a tape measure, which allowed to measure the dimensions of a family bed and pillows, and did not notice guests with a tape measure at home. now, explain to me please how to give bed linen, not knowing the dimensions or form of pillows or bedroom decor, or preferences of the receiver? I post in trash container brand new linen sets in almost after each holiday. we Have in the bedroom, light walls...

Work as a mechanic, and I had to fight some sprashivali. "Something going" is not so bad, I can tell, that reason can knock. But a customer calls and says into the phone: "I Have the engine noise on here, look." this person with logic in General, all right? First, the engine makes noise, it works. Secondly, what should I hear through the handset? She will not be able to convey the whole spectrum of sounds that will allow at least a little doubt on its correct work. Or again: "I Have a flat tire". You're 15 years behind the wheel! What do you want me to say? Step-by-step set of actions, such as to use the Jack and remove the wheel, put the spare tire? Or do you just want to tell me that it happened. "Congratulations!" — this is the maximum that you can hear...

Not zadolbali, but it does scare people, whose 5-7-year-olds to the stove to cook hot dinners for the whole family, as the parents of the author of one of the recent stories. Some even like to boast that the company: "And here our Masha, the ravioli is cooking!" And look around with a view of the complete superiority: that's what we are good parents, since childhood, accustom the child to work! Why? That is really — why? Why not wait two or three years until the baby will be slightly above the plate? And there is no risk that it will upset a pot of boiling water on his head, preparing you these unfortunate dumplings! When I was seven, my father showed me in the street one of the victims of such education: a girl my age with red, scalded face. And said...

Hello, girl-Papuan! you Wrote eskimo. Yes, by your logic, I — eskimo. And why? And all because I put on the conditioner the same 23 degrees. Do you know why? Because for me it is a comfortable temperature. And Yes, I open the window, not to sit in the sweltering heat and heat. You think I am fat 70-th size? Surprise! I am a woman 46-th size. Yeah, I wear shorts and a cropped top. Yes, I'll be in sandals, but again, surprise! I have poor thermoregulation of the body. Weird, huh? You must be about people and not heard. will Explain. Me to your favorite 28-30 degrees is hot even if I'm completely naked. And no, the cotton and other light natural fabrics do not save — I can easily flop down in a swoon, it is possible that for you, and you resent will. Been...

Were two simple Russian girl, Masha and Dasha. It just so happens that the mind, both did not Shine and was lazy. Education is not received and both went to the market to trade. Maria salaried, sold vegetables, and Dasha on the percentage sold clothes. Masha sticky the phone, read a sex, talking on the phone, in General, in their free time clients chasing boredom. Dasha opened her talent to peddle even the most stale goods, the owner the point she could not get enough, so the customers loved her. two years have Passed. One of the points where the working girl, went bankrupt. Because even though Dasha was not very smart, but quickly realized that a Fig in General it makes a lot of money to someone else. Dasha took out a loan, quit my job, rented a place...

Dear little brat, and what you actually wonder? You with some fright have decided that if you go to work, all your family members you should automatically, and you don't need anything more. And you do it with your family members discussed? They agreed? I doubt Very much. Instead of the normal communication within the family you "roll your eyes and tantrums". What effect do you expect? Grateful that the kids hang on your neck? And for that they thank you then? You for them, neither his father nor friend and protector, and so hysterical back at the computer. And your tantrums cause only a desire to wear on your head the trash along with the plates in it. You are too lazy to wash a plate, because you have "after ten hours at the computer legs, neck, back and...

I don't care what my extended family the child was born, his uncle died, the car broke down, finished the renovation. I saw these people, without exaggeration, less than ten times in my life. For me they are strangers. So sorry, mom, I did not even know who you're trying to tell me. Oh Yes, I'm a bad daughter. Because you dared to move out from their parents as soon as I could afford to rent an apartment. My parents are sociable and active is good, but no personal space and quiet in the house is a cross between a student Dorm, nursing home free hostel. And I cut a slice, because you don't want to keep ringing every hour, reporting on all actions come only once or twice a month. I'm also a nerd, unable to speak human. This is because if I have to fix someone...