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Dear colleague, you zadolbali! I'm taking German lessons at a language school. Soon I was on maternity leave, a deadline, and for unknown circumstances instead of the other colleagues who were competent and prepared, I slipped you. First you call and want wodpress information about the group, although the replacement period for another three weeks. Tell me where to find (actually, where is all information about all courses school and all the teachers know about it) — Oh Yes, there is, of course, you haven't watched it. Then why the heck is calling? Along the way, you ask whether a husband is present at birth. Ctaaa? Why do you care? I know you like minded colleague, who once hinted that I had giant black eyes — that's where the communication ended. Why do...

Here's to you, a lover of statistics, the task. There are two people. One female, height 160 cm, body weight about 60 kg, the lifestyle inactive. The second male, height 175 cm, body weight about 60 kg, the lifestyle inactive. Both eat a lot, move a little. This is only the second eats one and a half times longer than the first. This is no exaggeration, but a particular figure obtained in the calculations. have imagined? It looks like this: the plump girl and really skinny guy. Of complaints about the impossibility to gain or lose weight will not be here. Additional information: endocrine disorders, worms and other things, none of them are not getting tested. Two months in quarantine girl your diet is not cut and gained about five pounds. the Guy's your...

Madly zadolbali whining of a strong half of humanity as vile, the women pushed their belly in the registry office, got married in their own bag, etc. so, open the Family Code and are looking for the requirement to marry the mother of your child. Okay, don't search, I will say — there is no such requirement. Pay child support — yeah, but is it cheaper to build a wedding with a Banquet and Verka Serduchka, and then to live with the unloved woman and an unwanted child or get the child support from the salary? once again — to marry in case of sudden pregnancy, you don't have to. what About "she got me on a leash/was married to yourself" I do funny. You were captured and tortured? Starved until you whispered, losing consciousness from exhaustion: "let's get...

Interestingly, and some say, finally, "the large expert, hard wearing every pregnancy", "Why?" Why, tell me, please, you give birth to so many children, if half of each pregnancy you problemate and ride to hospital, gallons of blood and swallowing handfuls of pills, and generally each, every pregnancy is don't you honey? Okay, I flew for the first time, thought the second would be better. In the second the same? Cover the bench, is something wrong with your health. Two already born children are entitled to a healthy mother. But judging by the fact that you speak maliciously and over those who have two — so you have more. So same question: WHY? In old age support? Glasses of water to grow? Maybe you just why it is necessary that you are surrounded by not one...

The world-Old story: drunk in transport. All Feng Shui: barely keeping upright uncle, issued by the legs pretzel at every turn of the bus, refusing to pay the fare. And the lady conductor who is trying to cope with it, namely: walking around the salon, she laments: "Who would have kicked him out, whoever threw him out!" Why I write about it here on the "Zadolbali"? Like was discussed a thousand times already. And you listen on. Happiness to everyone, "salt" citizen has vidilica at one of the stops. The conductor, relieved breath, under the cheers of the other passengers (mostly elderly), began a lengthy tirade about what has translated into the light real men. They say, no one dared to put screwy, so as not to cause disgust from the rest of the audience...

Than zadalbyvaet modern parent? Smartphones, tablets and social networks. There, forever there the children were sitting, completely out of control! the Teachers who teach and do not know how. And to motivate you can't. Doctors who prescribe all sorts of crap. Ranging from antibiotics and ending with directions on vaccinations. Other parents, of course. Some too much freedom give, morons, grow up who does not understand. Others, bastards, childhood, the child is not left behind. Relatives, always climbing with his advice. by the children Themselves, who have neither gratitude nor respect. the Only thing not zadalbyvaet modern parent is himself. Smart, level-headed, educated, samootverzhennyj. Well, true, and reflexive pile up, right.

Where? Where do you see that only a man should provide comfort to both? In your difficult youth? Very sorry. But if it was in your youth, this environment was the result of your choice. And what does your life experience the rest of the people? You generally comes to mind is that everyone is different? And generation differ significantly? Yes, to invest in the family, BOTH because it is needed for BOTH. Isn't it obvious? This requires a separate statement? Sorry, but I don't think so. When I describe a man I do not sound mandatory that he has two arms, two legs and a head if so. It goes without saying. as well as of course to the well-being of the pair or both are invested (invest — a loose concept, the contribution may be in some cases intangible), or...

So thanks to this site I learned that children exceptionally girly toys and girly duty. Not to say I wouldn't have guessed, but it is this resource the idea blurts with surprising regularity. Well, I think the case for small: to fix it by law. Even in the Constitution state: "Women give birth to themselves: neither the husband, nor relatives, nor the state does not owe them" — so be honest. But obligations do not exist without rights. Therefore, I suggest to add to the law a few words about rights. so, you first need to secure the right not to be a victim of a zombie idea "sanctity of motherhood". Girls need childhood to instill the idea of "child — only your problem." It is advisable to support it with stories about how Ken leaves Barbie presses her Barbie...

Zadolbali pressure on the pity. According to another TV report — help to raise money for a very expensive cure for a child who cannot be saved. Instead of speaking clearly and to the point, that here, they say, so and so needs help, no money, please help fifteen minutes starts crying Yaroslavna. Mary DOE lived and grieved, was pregnant and was very happy. Then her husband left her, and she was left alone. The doctors told her that the child did not live, but she still decided to give birth. They live in the closet under the stairs in Ust-Pardaise. And this Katechka DOE. Kotecki autism, tuberculosis and down syndrome. It will not live up to two years. Katechka year and nine months. Katechka loves to smile and is struggling for life. And here is a piece of...

No, you are not right. A modern smartphone — a personal information device including phone, camera and the list goes on. I have here the smartphone do not the bells card — a phone call is easier, because the smartphone can be left or discharged, and the phone is much more tenacious in the drops. the Turning point from the phone to digital devices — touch screen on the entire panel. From this point the main thing in the mobile — program, and "Phone" is one of equal, not privileged, inscribed in the shell and triggered by pressing the numeric buttons. Let's not get to introduce one smartphone quality camera — implement two-three different and complex algorithms applied to their pictures. And it turned out so good that the smartphone has killed a whole class...

About is whether the cause of our depravity in technical progress, I'd say indirectly, Yes. Just not quite like you, in my opinion, I think. You will remember, for example, the fashion of the nobility since the middle ages up to the nineteenth century. Then the peasants wore simple homespun clothing, and perverted to know with the appearance as I could. Wigs, white makeup and even men, corsets, skirts and dresses on a crinoline, in some places high hairstyles, which had to sleep half-sitting, feathers, baggy starched collars and many more any game. And notice — there is no technical progress. Just, according to the Maslow's hierarchy of needs, once basic needs are met and there is excess resources, a desire to improve or establish their social status, what...

Men losing weight you zadalbyvat wife? I'm sick of losing weight husband! My husband has always been a "big boy". And once he decided he needs to lose a few tens of pounds. A good thing, I admit, but since then my life turned into a nightmare. In his view, to lose weight, it means eating once a day at lunch. Does this mean I have no right to eat Breakfast and dinner because he will be jealous. At the same time I don't need to lose weight, I have normal weight and on this diet I can literally die of hunger. While Breakfast and dinner in the cafe, I also have no right — it's too expensive. All the exhortations that such a diet does not help and will only make things worse — deaf ears. What woman would even know about diets? Now with the introduction of...

So, (not)dear customers — medium and large enterprises. Those with an annual turnover of hundreds of millions of dollars and the astronomical cost of all garbage to please the top management, but harvesting for every penny for the automation and optimization of management processes. Let's get something to remind you. Management or business consulting is when a specialist tells you how it should be organized the processes in your company, it spends dozens, if not hundreds of hours of time — and you do pay for each hour of a few hundred dollars. How you then dispose of the acquired knowledge is entirely your business, consultants have nothing to do with it, because they don't have the power to force those idiots that you gained from the street and an...

Dear autorka crying about the fact that "lame blame", I fully agree with your last statement — "...the silly women like me..." Because the height of stupidity in the device personal life to rely on "tips outsider". Even the closest relatives of their own motives. Even your best friend have different taste. What can we say about "those men" that you no, and anyway, they say, brought from another planet? Here take perfect. Ask me if Mary Pete, vice versa. I know Peter as a good colleague as an excellent companion, as "so-so" hunter-outdoorsman. But have no idea if he washes the dishes, cleans the potatoes. In the men's team to yell at each other, not at all made far too easy to move on to more serious subjects. But I do it in other situations, I may not know....

Here could not resist not to respond to this lovely female zadolbalo. it Seems the original idea is correct — comfort in life and in relationships within the family and with relatives is needed by everyone. And child you need to plan, knowing the liability, the amount of care and costs. But there is one small nuance — the difference in investing in this comfort on the part of men and women. Need a good apartment in a good district? A man must earn and buy! And, of course, have to earn for normal repairs and appliances. And for the locker at IKEA trample man — first, earning the locker money and then spending on the purchase and Assembly of the Cabinet a couple of my weekends. The alternative — the lady scattered on all surfaces of the "feminine clothes...