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Honey, it's a month since you knocked yourself sleep mode. You're a grown man, I can't force you, but the arguments have been exhausted. Right now I'm writing and you're sleeping again. We don't spend time together. We missed the good weather in the daytime you sleep. Can't we watch a movie together at home — a half hour later you start to fall asleep, even though you persuaded me to watch it. You did not participate in the household Affairs, while I still have to wash the dishes for you, I'm now at home and looking for work. Or do something for myself while I sleep. at first I began for you to live at night and sleep during the day and after a week felt broken, jokes, "honey, I have a headache" become unfunny. With the stress returned to the normal mode...

Dear passengers of the railway, now I will tell you how to get the most pissed off employees in the inspection zone and the maximum increase (as well as those who are behind you in line) the travel time of the inspection. screaming that the inspection is illegal, that you have the right not to be subjected to irradiation by x-rays, you have a pacemaker, artificial kidney, penile prosthesis and brain implants. No documents about this grant. Passing through the frame, ignore the recommendation to remove all metal from your pockets. When the frame "tingle", to say that you have metal teeth, hip and knee joints and plate in the skull, again without showing references. When you will be denied entrance to the station, ask to show the law that prohibits passing...

And I'll tell you why. Now the fashion and the dominance of touch screens, and to print hard. Someone learned two thumbs on the screen of the "Tapan", in my understanding it looks a bit alien. Many, like me, are physically unable to quickly press the nonexistent button. it does not depend on age, as I once said on the Internet, and I'm not old and know people who are younger than me, but just not accustomed to the sensor. But many consider it the norm, I guess. Because all of sensor use. Few can compare with the gadget with a physical keyboard. Many people have simply lost, or never gained, the certificate is again the result of progress: gadgets are sometimes ruled by the text and the brain unlearn to think over the proposal beforehand, as once it was on...

Hello! For several months I do yoga, and I sucked one has only to someone from friends/colleagues/family to know what I do in my spare time — and begins... 1) "Oh, and you che, now vegan? Eat rabbit food?" Well, Yes, dear classmate, what's the vegan feed on the energy of the sun, of course! But if without jokes, I gave up alcohol and roasted meat the night before morning practice, by no means makes me a vegan. Maybe one day I will want to change the power mode. Maybe not. 2) "Oh, why do you go? There boys no, man will not find!" Well, Yes, dear aunt, I can not find. But in yoga, first, go for it. For me it's relaxing and feasible workout and not AIDS Dating. Second, there are the boys, rather, quite nice men, who stand on the bridge better than me. 3) "Oh...

Touched by the story of "either-Or". The iron logic: if not specified the value, then, by definition, "a woman wants great quality for a song", so she's not very smart and in General, Samodurova. Interestingly, and clothing/shoes this would also work? If the tag price is not hanging — so for me Chinese goods? It seems to me that some people just wanted so bad for roar on the entire Internet "I got a haircut/color for 7000 rubles! Hey losers, you heard me?", what is the main message of the story was lost. And he concludes that the author is starting the history addressed in the scope of services a request for a specific service and received a refusal, motivated by the left heel. And a lot of morals, notations, and exhausted nerves. will Tell his story. A...

Took the soul story about the affair. Such advisers do not understand one thing — this man live! Nobody is going to buy dress that are leaving at the seams for fitting — but with regard to people why something is considered possible. What it means to "give a chance"? Man has been given a chance — and he failed to use it. And the cheating took place, as you can tell from the article, the background of prosperity and tranquility. But ahead of the couple such tests as pregnancy, the postpartum period, when you need to forced abstinence, education of children, which is never without its challenges — and that's just what happens at all. And if, fate forbid, the wife is seriously ill, or the child is born handicapped? Why advance lay "time bomb" under his life...

The Author of the article "My Spitz adorable Spitz; no more than a thimble". Yes, no one has the right to tell how to raise a pet, but... When I'm with my (not perfectly mannered, but well-behaved) pointers (muzzled and on a short leash) go by Spitz, York and similar small dogs, I'm really scared. I'm Afraid, because you (not you, I hope) most owners of such dogs does not bother the dog training and limiting the blunt aggression of their Pets. most of the conflicts with other dog lovers — it's Jack Russells, Yorkies and Pomeranians. While my dog on a short leash and muzzled. The aggressor acts as an uncontrollable change, whose owners (sorry, but mostly Housewives), and even outraged. Barks and rushes from the playfulness and desire to meet? for God's Sake!...

Admired how easily and naturally the author zadolbali "locked" have changed the requirements of the legislation of greed, excuse, desire for economic benefit of the employer and with what aplomb said "close question." That's just want to ask — what about the economic benefit of the employee? Only the employer can her want? On a previous job I worked for several years in close cooperation with such blatant "HR-managers" and have seen varying degrees of legality tricks to "optimize" spending on wages. the Employer suddenly found that can not to the left and right unnecessarily penalize employees, because the law does not allow just chop off a piece of the salary? Well, translate all of the workers in the "grey" salary, after all, a wonderful "personal...

Well, I — "the same, Madame, what outraged parents, leading children to kindergarten with temperature". Tell me how I should "get into position" mother sitting in the decree, which pinned the older child in the garden with the temperature, so as not to interfere? However, working mom I do not want to understand and not intend to. And not because I "ultrahost", which is only about their interests is concerned. first, first of all, we are talking about the interests of my son (as well as the interests of the other children in the group of 25 people), which "through" such a clever aunt who think, "well, maybe more your baby a little more often, he'll be" catching the viruses. the Temperature of 40 is not a pop. The child is sad, sad, is "cloth". Is it worth it...

Want to reply to a post of a pedestrian who is convinced that if Zebra drawn, we can go at it without looking at any time of the day. This wonderful logic when I bought the car, so to answer for all consequences of its use. Think, the laws of physics, other drivers, weather conditions. The painted Zebra, then all go on foot. Despite the principles of "movement", remind you about some of the laws of physics. For example, the fact that the ice with the speed of 50 km/h the car can stop a few tens of meters. And that tell in any driving school, but somehow never explained the rest of the starting time of the reaction of the driver is approximately 1 second. Note, not the maneuver, namely, the beginning of the response. So works the average human brain. When...

Really want to ask zadolbali cooking Goodies for "their" money beauties. Where do you get your money? according to the text, the husband earns, and you sit at home, not in the decree, but simply "cooking dinner". You do not earn. This is money given to you for pocket money? Even if it's conditional interest on contributions, and they are your personal. How pathetic it sounds "is eaten the whole family". The family is the husband and the mother that you are not paying extra for busy feet? Here is an amazing series. Girl get the ring on your finger, sits in a high tower with her mother in law. not working, Not studying. Preparing dinners. But, if the husband or mother-in-law can not buy meat, she will cook and schematic all one, yet not burned. Or, go to a...

I'm sick of excuses that I'm exactly what it is. The situation is the following. I Have had a boyfriend. We were together for two years, after nearly two years living together and plan a future, when I, completely by chance, caught him cheating. For me it was a shock. I did not make no scandals, no fights, just on the same day, Packed up and returned to his apartment, trying to erase the former beloved of my life. And then it began. No, mom, I don't give him a chance to explain, I do not understand what could be the explanation of the fact of treason. It's not sang girlfriend, I wouldn't believe anyone who has tried with me at least hint at such. Still would have sent for that. Threw such a good guy because of a misunderstanding? Well, if you can call...

Sit down to eat in the cafeteria at the Mall. Wait until slightly cooled tea, staring at the reader, and not immediately notice that on my plate carries fingers standing next underage little child. — don't touch — say — please. It's not yours. a Zero response. — Fu. Scat. Impossible! Below zero. From the door rushes, waving his arms, threatening figure: — It's fish, have you lost your mind? It's a fish, she's fried, it is necessary to think a head! you Know, I've got a parent, but not concerned about the boorish behavior of the offspring, and only harmful, presumably, food. But reality is stranger and darker: yelling at me. I happen to be guilty, that have not found a way to suppress the contact of Chushka and fish. Must also understand that it is from this...

I like a good grandma joke, I live near the stadium, and I was frazzled. the House in which I live, is right on the front of the stadium. Near the stadium there is the metro, ICC, several paid Parking lots. Therefore, I will never understand people coming to watch your precious football on their cars and Park their iron horses in our yard. Why not take the metro, the benefit to his doorstep? Nooo, metro let rogue ride. But to put your car in a paid Parking lot — the toad strangles. There is a yard and Parking is absolutely free. So welcome to my blog: lock parked vehicles of residents, block sidewalks, put the car on the lawn. Once a smart guy blocked my car and it seems like even left a phone number under the glass. But to reach him I couldn't. He's on the...

Zadolbali, no strength. I have this feature of the body I fall asleep. At night I fall asleep fine, give only the eyes to close. But then if I Wake up, I Wake up with adrenaline rush, and falling asleep back can take up to half an hour. And can, and do fall asleep already. And all that you know, especially relatives. Some of them suffer. Friday night. I say to all: — I'm going tomorrow to get some sleep. Do me a favor, don't Wake me. All in unison: — Yeah, of course, sleep health! But about eight in the morning we all have "tiny marks". — where's the milk? In the toilet tank, motherfucker. — How many spoons of cocoa to put? the can says. — what was the name of the place where you three years ago went? This is so urgent? This need to know right now? And an...