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Wakes up her husband after the new year corporate party with a terrible hangover. Holding his head, he complains lying next to his wife: — Oh, dear, I think I'm going to die. Awful feeling, can you bring me water? — Yes, I'll get it. And should never have been last night so disgusting to lead, dear! — strictly said his wife. — what did I do? I do not remember... — he winced husband. — You, my dear, began to argue with his boss. In General, it is with a terrible scandal fired you. — Yes? Well, he would go! — angry husband. — Yes, that is what you are to him yesterday and said the corporate. — Oh... suddenly ashamed of her husband. I now have the chef do something to appease, so he took me back... — don't worry, dear, I already did everything myself...

— what do you think to do? is about to return to the village, daddy's business will continue... — therefore, to thump you? a Man walking on crutches. To meet him is his friend. — What happened to you? — Crash! — Horrible! You can not now walk without crutches? I do Not know. The doctor says I can, and the lawyer — that there is no... Little johnny says to his mother: — Mother, let's have me a sister? — I don't mind, but dad does not allow. — But dad will be leaving on a business trip, we slowly and make! there are two Jews: — I moved to Israel for the sake of the children, and they are still happy! — You live together? — No, they stayed in Odessa. Nuthouse. Professor: — Well, how's our patient? the doctor: — there...

Two young nuns went from one monastery to another. Suddenly in the middle of the field they have stalled the engine at the end of gasoline. To the happiness of the nuns was standing nearby gas station, where they arrived in a short time. At the gas station they were met by the only employee who udivilsya a few unusual guests. One of the nuns said to him: — could You help us? Our car is a kilometer away from you, and it ran out of gas. Could you give us to pour fuel? — Oh, I'd love to help you, dear... but we have run out of gas canisters, and even buckets no... — threw up his hands in the gas station. — And what are we to do? By evening we should be in the monastery. — Oh, I remember. I recently was in the hospital and the nurse gave me on the memory...

Old farmer's age began to forget some things. Worried about his condition, the family brought the old man to the hospital and rented him a better physician. He carefully studied the tests, decided to test the farmer for clarity of thought and asked him a question: — Tell me, if in the paddock were grazing a flock of sheep 200 heads, and nine of them found a loophole in the fence and ran away, how many sheep do you have left? — Hmm... Yes, no one left! — replied the farmer. — Oh, this is bad, ' muttered the doctor. — Dear, you had to answer, which left 191 sheep, because it is the right answer. — Oh no! shook his head the old man. — You are quite wrong, doctor! — Oh, you say! All right: there were 200 sheep, and nine of them escaped, left 191 sheep...

Sit two night hunter in ambush in the jungle, bored, around — not a single beast. Yawn, one hunter says to the other: — you Know, I've recently heard about a new method of hunting with a gun on the tigers. Say, very effective! — Well-ka, well-ka, — enlivened the second — go for it! — they Say the most dangerous tigers have to hunt only in the night because they have a glare in the dark eyes. Just need to aim more precisely between tiger eye and take him down with one shot. At this point in the dark light up cat eyes. The second hunter instantly throws up his gun and, taking aim between the glowing eyes, fires, but misses. — e, which is not a very effective method, my friend, with some anger in his voice he tells the man. — it's probably the tigers...

Is the Russian language lesson, the teacher gives dictation: — Write on, children, "Crocodile climbed out of the lake and lay on the shingle..." There are hand drawn student. The teacher stops and asks: — Yes, Masha, what is it? — Mar Ivanna, and how to spell the word "pebble"? In small letters or big? the Teacher took off his glasses and asked the class: — okay, kids, who else decided to write the word "pebble" with a capital letter? Hand raised the whole class, except for Vovochka. — well Done, johnny, that spelled that word. Now get up, please, and explain to the whole class, why did you write it in small letters? the teacher said. johnny got up and said: — Yes, because if she sleeps with a crocodile, I do not think a man.

The plant got a new Director and the audit of the shops noticed that all the employees are terrible mothers, so much so that just the ears. Horrified by this, he gathered everyone and said: — So, guys, from this moment on, no more swearing! Hear — get a ticket! Hear the second time — fired to hell! Everyone understand? — Yeah, you got it, chief! — chorused workers. factory Workers, after weighing all the pros and cons, I stopped swearing. It took some time, and the Director noticed that the performance has fallen several times, and the work plan ceased to run. Then he summoned the oldest of the foreman and asked: — Listen, Petrovich, what's the matter? Why products become less to produce? — Duc, Ivan Ivanovich, that before-how was that? Say, "Leh...

My house is near the Park, where the owners often walk with their dogs. I love to observe the relationship between man and these loyal animals. a Month ago, I witnessed an unpleasant scene. A middle-aged woman in an expensive fur coat was walking her beautiful Labrador. Don't know what she didn't like the dog's behavior, but at some point, she was suddenly with all his strength to thrash the poor beast by the leash. Labrador piteously whined the whole square, my heart bleeds. Suddenly, the woman approached a man, pulled the leash out of her hands and shouted: What are you doing, bitch? It hurts her!!! That in response to attacked him, shouting that it was not his business, and the dog won't hurt. — does it hurt? — shouted a passerby, pulled...

Blonde had a fight with her husband, knocking on the neighbor, also blonde: — Imagine, he hit me! Look at the blood coming, not coming? — the Blood is but you, actually, blood is not... the Mother asks the daughter: — are You crying? Peter's cheating on you? If only Peter!.. — Hey, my dear, what are you doing here? — Waiting for a plane. — What aircraft is in my closet?! the Aircraft you fly away tonight on a business trip. Morning, in bed — honorary Director and a young aspiring actress. She says, bathed in tears: — What are you, the bastard, didn't you say that you're a Director — animator? — Mother, and I'll hang myself! And I will punish you! — How? In the corner of outweigh?

I don't know his own father. When I was nine years old, the mother married the man who became my stepfather. Before I met him, we were very poor. Sometimes my mom and I had nothing to eat for dinner, and we drank tea with black bread. My mom, hand-written beauty, stepfather accidentally met on the street and instantly fell in love. Their romance developed quickly, and soon they were married. Since then, my mother lived in a luxurious mansion of his stepfather. He was a man of very wealthy and successful. Thanks it means mother and in no need of: we always had good clothes, entertainment, I was given a decent education. However, the luxurious life affected us in different ways. I remembered well the times of famine and was very grateful to her...

Want to make the finish of a country house in the medieval Japanese style with elements of hi-tech. — Is when in the garden of Sakura standing server rack? johnny: — Mom, remember you said if I get four, I will walk the whole day? — Remember! What? — So today I will walk in the afternoon! singing Teacher came into the class: — where's my chair? the Class is silent. — Then all stand up. We all lesson to learn the national anthem. Pope asks vovochku: — Like this mom figured out that you did not wash? — I forgot to wet the soap. — Why is this BLOB on the canvas is worth $ 10 million? — BLOB is worth a couple of cents, the rest goes to pay for the Horde of art critics and experts, who will explain to us all what the deeper...

It was in a provincial maternity hospital in the distant Soviet times. Gave birth to a girl. Long gave birth, and when at last the child was born, everyone exhaled with relief. But the joy of the medical staff lasted very long. in half an hour after birth the baby started to turn blue is one of the main signs of oxygen starvation. The doctors came to the conclusion that the baby is suffocating! It went the oxygen mask, massage and other emergency measures. The nurse immediately ran to the mother in the house, said that the situation is difficult, they say, the child is quite black now and better prepare for the worst. But from a newfound mother came an unexpected response: — So it's clear that black! He W father from Africa! Here it is! It turns...

Once a man looked in the antique shop. A little looking around, he was about to leave, suddenly saw in the corner the cat. But his attention was drawn to the animal, and the dishes from which a cat was drinking milk. On the floor stood the stunning beauty of a saucer of the third century BC — a fabulously expensive piece. without thinking, the man went to the seller: — I hate to say it, but your kitty won my heart. The fact that I live alone, no friends. Maybe you could give me is a great fluffy creature? Excuse me, nothing. My family loves her. — I can offer you $ 10. No, you can't. In General, after a short dispute we agreed on 150$. The man at the exit of the shop turned around and asked: — by the Way, please pass her the plate. She probably would...

With my best friend we were friends since elementary school, but has always been completely different people. I'm kind of a girly-laugh, "your kid" and the soul of the company, the only serious relationship that I had ended the marriage and the birth of two children. My appearance is far from conventional ideals of beauty: weight 90 kg, shaved head, covered in piercings and tattoos. Girlfriend — full my contrast. Fragile and lovely creature, a real disney Princess, which always crowds were running fans. She's still in search of her Prince and lives happily. One autumn day we walked with her in the Park and bumped into a street artist. He drew attention to us and, addressing me, said: my Lady, you are charming! I'll be glad to give you a...

The man Bought in the market a talking parrot, brought it home and put the cage on the window. The next day, past the window passed a COP. The parrot saw him and screamed: "Lollipop man." Law enforcement officer went to the owner of the bird and took with him a large fine for contempt of the enforcement officer. the next day the situation repeated exactly-in-exactly: a policeman was walking past the window, he saw a parrot called them, and the owner of the bird again paid the fine. Tired man to pay for the cussing parrot, and he gave it to his neighbour the priest. the next day the policeman again passed a house I saw in the window the bird came closer, anticipating the payment of the new fine. Came — and the bird is silent. Then he walked past the...