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Ignorance of the words that are not valid for pronunciation in prison, is not an excuse. Pectrum today introduces five words that you cannot speak in a Russian prison, and talk about the punishments following the violation of the unspoken etiquette. [caption id="attachment_200989" align="alignnone" width="1600"] Photo: Andrew Lukovskiy[/caption] "Thanks" the Usual way of expressing gratitude in prison is strictly prohibited. Prisoners linked utterance of the word, a show of courtesy, inherent in the guardians of the law and intellectuals. Neither the first nor the second in prison is not respected. Instead of "thank you" is recommended to use the words "thank you", "sincerely", "from the heart". Familiar with ostentatious courtesy, the prisoners...

One day a farmer of a small farm were awakened in the middle of the night by terrible screams. Suddenly he realized that the sounds came from the barn where a cow was giving birth. The man rushed to the barn to help the animal. During the active assistance of the animal, the farmer noticed that over the course of the operation closely, a little boy. The man hesitated for a while, but decided that it was better then answer all the questions of the child. After the birth a son with a pensive look came to his father. You want to ask something, son? — Dad, how quickly fled the calf, so much to crash into our cow?

I was riding with a friend, he was driving his car. Out of the yard where the streets are very narrow. Meet us confidently rode a man on his SUV. The situation is a stalemate: someone will have to give. We, in theory, arrived a little early. But the opponents refused to concede. Instead, the guy pulled out of the window a fist and shook it menacingly. My friend was not timid, so the threat did not react. Mouths, he said, they say, get out come on, man. The man did not let up and continued to shake his fist. Suddenly each had an Epiphany: — Ah, so that's what you want! After these words, the fellow also pulled out the window hand and began to shake. The minute they threatened each other. Then the guy threw an open hand in our direction. The other...

Night, the wife of the Lieutenant sitting at the kitchen table, looking out the window. All excited, poor thing, waiting for home husband, and its still no. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl flies into the hallway, opens it, and there is fucking wasted hubby. Crosses the threshold and then falls to the floor, something is trying to say, barely moving his tongue. The wife, naturally, replaced by the excitement of anger. Starts a terrible scandal. the Girl shouts, pounding on the cheeks of her husband, and that raises her glass eye and says: — calm down, fool, get the needle! Right now you holes in uniform stabbing! Wife immediately abates, calms down, and now, face emerges smile. Joyful runs into the room, finds the needle returns to the corridor....

Middle-aged Woman once again came to the reception to the therapist. She had it a couple of years, and during that time gained some weight. When the doctor asked the patient to undress, she blushed and said, — Oh, Ivan, I'm embarrassed! — my Dear, I have 18 years of examine, why are you so shy? — surprised the doctor. I know I gained some weight... But I know that it must follow! I'm trying, but I can't do anything... okay, honey. — said the doctor and proceeded to inspect. Feeling the shoulders and arms of the patient, he soothingly said: — don't be embarrassed, dear, don't worry. You don't need to worry... you're Not so fat... — Yes, Ivan Ivanovich? on the woman's face, a smile appeared. — You really think so? — Yes, Yes, Yes... now, please...

If I understand correctly, the Spanish for "to sleep" is "consultar con la almohada", which literally translates as "consult the pillow". The Spaniards know a lot about sustainable terms. is Not favorite to ask all kinds of nonsense about sorrow and joy. Ask once, if he was ready to be hungry, guilty and forever indebted. Today at work my boss shared with all the chocolate and offered me a piece. I asked if they have walnuts, as I have an Allergy to them, he said no. I ate chocolate, and, of course, was almond, so I got on the job went into anaphylactic shock. in other news: I got promoted. you See the news in Voronezh for the first time boroneige had two beaver. I think the main news here is the existence of the Voronezh BORROMAEUM....

One day a young man decided to throw the old TV still the Soviet era. Called brother, and together they carried trash to the dumpster. While carrying him from the fifth floor, terribly tired. In the evening, when the boy returned from school, he saw his TV, standing in the middle of the hallway. Mystic, no less! So much work — and all for nothing. He was approached by a very satisfied grandmother, who lived with him. — Idea saw in the dump, this TV is! Just think, someone threw away. Once all wanted. I thought, what good to disappear, now we will have two of these TV's! I asked neighbors to carry him, lift is not working. Wasn't that great?

Met once in the restaurant, Russian and European. Russian ate toast with jam for afternoon tea and muesli and Europeans sat at the next table and was chewing gum. Suddenly, the foreigner turned to Russian: — You are in Russia bread slices completely eat? — Yes, why? We are only the flesh eating. Crust cut off and sent for recycling. Then it makes a granola and sent to Russia! replied the European, and blew a healthy bubble of pink chewing gum. — you like toast with jam is? — basically, Yes, with him. — in Europe, We eat only fresh fruit. All that remains — the seed coat, husks and scraps — we process and ship to Russia, — commented on the impressively European, munching a piece of gum. Russian suddenly could not restrain himself and he asked a...

A friend of Mine in the eighties was guarding the fishing boats. One shift lasted for six months. It was especially hard for those who recently married. Imagine, several months not to see his passion. Once one of the young mechanics decided to call my wife into the city, longing is unbearable. Dialed the house number and he answered the voice with a distinctive Georgian accent: Carefully slushau! Say! of Course, the mechanic was confused, but the conversation continued. — I was not there, I guess. And you Oksana? — Kaneshno, it is possible! And who are you? Whom Oksana budesh? — What? Yes I am the husband! — Wai, daraga, true! Our husband is at sea! the conversation was interrupted, and the mechanic stormed out of the conference room. Later...

A Flock of swans was going to go South. Them flew the crow, and asked: — the Swans, my dear, and take me to warmer climes! — Raven, are you crazy? This is a very long flight, you will hardly be able to overcome, — said the swans. — I'm a bird strong, brave, I will not fail! — proudly answered the crow, and the Swan took her with him. they Flew thousands of miles and gave myself a little rest. the Raven, it is too late, turn you back, we will soon fly over the ocean will not master! — advised the swans. — No, I'm a bird strong, brave, I will not fail! replied the Raven, and with its flock flew on. through two thousand kilometers of swans decided to make camp on a small island in the middle of the ocean. Look, the crows among them. Half an hour...

— Who is to blame, that coffee was the "it"? Producing soluble. to prepare the magic potion, just take the "roundabout" any canned pate. There's a part just everything you need: skin of a wild boar, the claws of an owl, rat powder. the difference between the life with my mother from living with your wife? mom: what your food has ended — in the morning it is there again. wife: bought something in the evening to eat in the morning, in the morning open the fridge and it was gone. — Greek salad, please. — have It is with onions, remove onion? — why? — Some customers ask for no onions because they have a lot to communicate with people. — I also have a lot to communicate with people. so I Ju... — Double onion in the salad please....

The court heard the sensational rape case that occurred in a country house. The judge calls the first witness, plasterer, engaged in the decoration of the walls of the house: — Tell me what you were doing at the time when the crime happened? — Your honor, in that moment, I was on the stairs on the second floor and worked. Suddenly I saw that the accused began to pound on the door. He broke into the house, and I saw what he did to the unfortunate, through the window. — Okay, what exactly did you see? — I saw a man came running and knocked the poor thing on the bed... — And what happened next? — is He in one motion tore off her blouse and skirt... — And then what? — the Poor girl started to resist, but the bastard still stole her underwear! — Okay...

Last winter my friend was walking home one evening a deserted alley. The silence in the street was impenetrable, I could hear my own steps. Suddenly she noticed that followed the man. She added the go, he also. Ahead was a bus stop and a friend decided that or she'll have time to hop a bus and escape, or all down the drain. And here it is, in a fur coat and fur hat, ran to the bus stop. The man also ran. In the result, the woman got tangled in the hems of coats, fell. The robber was quite close. A friend did the last thing she was swung the bag and whacked the assailant. Then picked up his fallen hat and rushed to the approached the bus. Jumped and caught her breath. the Passengers were stunned from seen. Imagine the bus at full speed rushes decently...

— Doctor, help, my nose is stuffed up! — I beg you! I have a house, car and laid flat, and you're here with your nose! Ill millionaire. Relatives gathered at his bedside, asked: — the doctor, the hope is there? — No. An ordinary cold. — I'm Afraid that from now on you don't have to drink, smoke and date women. — the Doctor, but I'm a man! — you Can continue to shave. In the nursing home: — I want to name a daughter Sarah. — Sorry, but that name is already taken. You can use Sara4342 or Sara_12. — the Doctor, what is the most difficult in your profession? — Guess what dish is the patient's favorite, was strictly forbid it...

Once at the international Congress of authors met writers from America and England, already familiar with each other. Overjoyed at the meeting, they embraced, and the American said: — you Know, Harry, you can congratulate me! — what about Jim? — I just recently finished a new play! She's just amazing, you say this without false modesty, — with a smile replied the American. — Oh, in that case, congratulations, my friend! And how will be called your play? — she has a wonderful name — "Midsummer night's Dream"! — Jim, are you kidding me? — what have you spotted the joke, Harry? — Jim, are you serious? an Englishman with disbelief stared at the man. — You that, never in my life heard of William Shakespeare?! — Shakespeare, Shakespeare... Just amazing...