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On a deserted road under the tree is the traffic COP and bored. Not another soul around, car was not in the morning, and I want to earn money. At the end of the day absolutely brutal boredom and anger the policeman is going to have to resign, but suddenly notices an old man riding on a cart, which harnessed the donkey. "Oh, well, at least someone! Now I got something off!" — I think the inspector and with a wave of the wand indicates that the old man pulled to the curb. He comes to understand nothing of the grandfather and says sternly: — Your papers! — Look, son, are you crazy? What documents? I'm not driving, and the cart with the donkey! Is a vehicle, I know nothing! Quickly show me your papers! Okay, now, ladies — says the old man gets off the...

— Masha, what are you doing in the sandbox? — Johnny play. — Play the game — bury back! — Mom, mom, why do all the kids eat cotton candy, and I ordinary?! — Guys, I want to dance! — So go, what's stopping you? — Show?! a Beggar pesters passers-by: — do you have by chance a pair of old shoes? — excuse me, but you — brand new sneakers well-known company! — They spoil the whole picture... — little Red riding Hood, where are you going? I'm going to see my grandmother and carry sclerosis. let me try... Delicious! Where are you going?

On the river Bank sat a fisherman who had two fishing rods. Past the fisherman passed the man and noticed that the strange way of fishing: first, stringing a worm on the hooks, and then throws a fishing rod into the river and another behind him in the bushes. The man was very curious, and he said, — Hey, man, why are you so weird fishing rod throw? The one in the river, it is clear why. Why are you in the bushes the other cast? — I will Not say — grimly he said, not taking his eyes off the float in the river. — come on, man, tell me! What do you want, sorry, what? And I you for this and fifty grams of vodka splash! — Splash. Man poured fisherman of vodka, he drank it and said, — fishing Rod, throw into the river, never bite not given, and that...

To the Director of the Odessa Opera and ballet theatre comes to the visitor and offers the following: — I for two hundred dollars you can massage all of your ballerinas. — Agreed! You have the money? — please, Give me a sandwich. — With pleasure! — No, and cheese. If the guy on the new car — the real boy, now, girls, be careful! If the guy on the new car — it hangs a five-year loan. the New priest asks a parishioner how much she loved his preaching. — Amazing. We can say we sin didn't know anything until you does not come to us! In the first years of perestroika Rabinovich has applied for a visa. OVIR told him: — Yakov Samuilovich, well now, then why leave? We have, thank God, democracy, you can sleep peacefully. — Thank...

Once a couple has decided to spend the evening of the day and go to the premiere of the acclaimed play. Rather, the wife decided that the time had come, so to speak, cultivate, and therefore took beforehand two tickets and put the husband before the fact. And here they came to the theater, took their seats, started the first action. But then the man has to pee. He carefully, trying not to hurt anybody, made his way through the whole series and went in search of a toilet. Long wandered through the long maze of corridors and eventually stumbled upon some weird fake sculpture, just lush artificial vegetation. Strength to endure no more, so the man decided to pee right in those bushes. Did their business and quickly returned to his wife. Leans over and in...

— sir, you are a scoundrel! I challenge you to a duel! Provide you to choose a weapon: sword or gun? — the Sword. Great. And I choose the gun! a Volume of Pushkin's — so they call Tamara Pushkin colleagues... so, today we will have a test. — And to use a calculator can? — is Possible. — A protractor? — is Also possible. Record the theme control, "History of Russia, 17th century". — the Defendant, why did you Rob the Bank? — he started it! — the Private Sidorov! You to run back for a bottle of vodka! — Have it! — do Not eat and drink!

In a remote military unit there was a rumor that in a couple of days will be a test of General. All soldiers and officers immediately began to restore order, not to strike in a dirt the person before the reviewer. Work started: some soldiers swept the parade ground, the other painted grass, and others urgently brought to the barracks in proper form. But they did not have time to finish, as part of the General appeared. Horrified from the fact that nothing is ready, the commander led him into the dining room to appease food. On the way there the General met two soldiers carrying a great big pot. The General stopped them and said, — come on eagles, let I test will be removed. — No way, comrade General! — said one of the privates. — What?! — the evil...

History Teacher Maria Ivanovna after years of working in the same school went to work in the school. On his first lesson in the sixth grade she decided to test their knowledge: — Children who took Gibraltar? Kukushkin? the place jumps Ivan Kukushkin and frightened shouts: — Maria Ivanovna, I haven't even touched! Maybe it's Bob Sidorov? Bob Sidorov, knocking over a chair, gets up and says indignantly: — And then immediately Sidorov? It might Light Petrova was? — I didn't take anything! — screams with a girl. — It was definitely a johnny Ivanov! the Hassle of children continues throughout the lesson. After the call, pissed off the teacher goes to the teacher and says: — can You imagine the 6th "In" doesn't know who took Gibraltar! — Oh, Maria...

Birds of a feather flock together — and begins to think: "how the hell did he know about this place?!" a man Comes to his wife in a fur coat: — How much is this coat? — It will cost you a million rubles. — how-How?! — It will cost you... — Right. It will cost. the Woman in the pharmacy: — Which is better for my husband — the tincture of Valerian or Valerian? — But a diagnosis is what? — the Shoes for 15 000. — Hello! Where is the axe? — forest fairy I gave. — Cool! And the axe come from? — Anton, after what happened between us tonight, we have to consummate our relationship. — I Agree, high five!

The Field of battle, on a hill stands the king's father and carefully observing his troops. At some point, right at his feet landing a projectile and starts to hiss loudly. All around in a complete stupor, and only one brave soldier rushes to the projectile, and throws it as far as possible. Bang, all fall down. The king stands up, shakes off and looks at his Savior: — Come here, soldier, what's your name? — Petrov, your Excellency! — You saved my life, I want to thank you! What do you want? — Want to marry the daughter of the Earl of Bolkonskogo! Okay, let it be so, — says the king. — Bring me Bolkonskogo! the count stands in front of the Emperor, and that and he says: — Here Colonel your daughter in to pick up his wife wants! Oh, come now, your...

A Clear, Sunny day on the roof of one of the unfinished skyscrapers of the city are still two of the most ordinary bricks. Nothing to do — lie, miss. One brick very young, and the second —the old, the whole shabby, the edges crumbled. the young a lot of energy, he looks down, and with enthusiasm says: — the Grandfather, well, let's jump! Well, it's fun! Come on, grandfather! — does not settle down. Okay, so be it, have fun — grunting old brick. Only let us not then person wait... — Vaughn, grandfather, someone's coming! This man, let's his head fall down! And here you jump two bricks, but in flight the young with grief notes: — the Grandfather, he's in a helmet, nothing will come of it... — Oh, youngsters! — smiling at old brick. — I'll show you...

There was a girl, very absent-minded and forgetful. It is often confused contraceptive and sedative. Now she has eight children but she do not care. Student — Professor: — I dreamt that I passed the exam! What can I do to make it become a truth? — Less sleep... a Meeting of addicts anonymous: — I'm an alcoholic. — I smoke. — I used to be an alcoholic, but you for five years I was cured. Now I have a new addiction — I can't stop coming here! the girl on a date says the young man: — You must be a football player? — how did you know? — Yes too good hug and kiss each other! If you landed on the street by a Jehovah's witness, do not worry and start consistently and slowly to explain to him the definition of the triple integral!

Rumor has it that once late in the evening Reagan noticed that one of the employees works hard, although working tribute is long over. Then the President asked him: — what are you doing here? — I paused for a little more work, — answered the boy, with all my heart hoping that his efforts will be noticed and rewarded. — you are fired-free! — suddenly gave Reagan. — But why? — Because its work must be done on time! Apparently, you just don't do their jobs, and therefore forced to stay so long... And rumor has it that the next day the President found an absolutely identical picture, but with a different employee. — You fired, too! But what is it! Good professionals should be able to carry out all their tasks in working hours! — But all the work I...

— hold position and don't move! — is This a robbery?! — No, damn it, it's a group photo! — Fast food is very harmful. — And I, his doctor prescribed. — can't be. — And he tasted like my wife's cooking, and prescribed. Sara is talking to Rose: — Imagine, yesterday my husband bought a water bed! — So it's probably great! Exciting, and in General... Be love on the water. — With its activity it will not be a love on the water, and cruise around the Dead sea. Rosa Markovna with Moldavian, so gaudy dressed, sho thieves stole from the yard only a clothesline. awkward age — this is when the son stands on his own feet, but still in daddy's shoes...

On reception to the doctor comes to the puzzled man. Modestly sitting on the chair opposite, he with despair in his voice said, — the Doctor! My wife is not herself. He walks all sad to have lost my appetite, constantly headache. Everything else has ceased to care for themselves. I think she's in a deep depression. — So, OK. And how long have you and her been intimate? — Oh, doctor, Yes six months, nothing like this has happened! — Here we have found the cause of your troubles! And why have you stopped paying attention to his wife? — No, I always want. But, you see, now the harvest is in full swing. I spent all day in the field on the tractor, just under the night back home. — how far you live from work? is Not less than a kilometer! okay, and the...