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Is unpopular customs checkpoint, where for several days there was no man, and misses. Suddenly appears on the road cyclist. Delighted, the officer stops him and starts to check things on the subject of the prohibited importation. — yeah, what do you have? he says, finding the pack of cigarettes. — Cigarette — shrugs cyclist. — The import of one bundle is allowed without fee. Oh, right... Okay, go, — at once pohrustet, said the customs. after a couple of days a cyclist has appeared again and again the customs officer during the inspection had not found him nothing but a pack of cigarettes. The situation repeats for a few weeks. Finally, the customs officer, who is already nervous TIC, no bull, biker stops and shouts at him: All right, man, you got me...

A Resort is a place which is supposed to have something healing: the sun, air or mineral water. If none of this stock is not then declares the healing mud, which in Russia always enough. the oligarch ask: — Here you have three cars and a five-story building, and the Golden bowl and instead of toilet paper — newspaper. Why? — So this is... Nostalgia... — the Mother. Is Sasha. It is very positive. Jacket laid in a puddle that I stepped in mud. — I am glad, daughter. — Yes, caught a passing man took off his jacket and put it in a puddle! the Proud father phoned the editor of a newspaper and said that his wife gave birth to triplets. But the editor didn't catch it and shouted into the phone: — can You repeat that? — Oh, hell, no! Me...

At the beginning of the year in an elite high school came new teacher and decided to get to know their students-first-graders closer. At the beginning of the lesson she asked: — Guys, can you tell us what you do for your dads? immediately a forest of hands. From his seat arose the excellent Peter and said, — Maria Ivanovna, my father — the Director of a major Bank. Familiar with it all-all the businessmen of the city. — Wow, Peter, how interesting! responded the teacher. — And you, Sveta, who is the dad? — my dad is a doctor. Go to him, all the pop stars and politicians. — wow, Sveta! It is very good! Well, your dad, johnny, who works? — my father is a stripper in a nightclub for men, Maria Ivanovna. Blushing, the teacher took little johnny...

The Host shows the guest a carpet of tiger skins: — A tiger that I shot in Africa. It was a struggle for life and death. Tiger or I! — Have to say — said the guest of tiger carpet much better. Business should be conducted so that it makes customers want to return. — I Have so happening. — why are you so sad? — So they come back and demand money back... the New priest asks a parishioner how much she loved his preaching. — Amazing! We can say we sin didn't know anything until you does not come to us... — What the hell is better: capitalist or socialist? — of Course, socialist some matches there, with the fuel shortages, the boiler repair you deliver, the devil — party meeting. — how Long must I wait? — angry customer. — I...

Chuckcha has been enriched, and we decided to get away from everyone. He built himself a large luxurious tent somewhere on the shore of the Arctic ocean. And here he sits all so well-fed and happy, enjoying all the pleasures of a rich life. Night falls, and then out of nowhere in a Yurt there are bandits in disguise. Grab does not understand anything the poor guy and dragged to the ice. Throw down his head, and, holding legs cry: — Where? Where are the jewels?! Pull — Chukchi silent. Back down: — the Stock, securities! Let's all here! the Chukchi does not give up. Down again: — Cash, currency, where is it, freak?! the Chukchi, saqalibas from water: — Guys, can you help me, or put on a mask already, then deeper or lower! Well I can not see anything...

— I Want my money chickens do not peck. — Start small. — what is that? — Get chickens. Odessa, quiet courtyard in the window bored semen. He turns to a passerby: — George, you did where? — Yes, no, I'm going home! the Americans asked the Russian, could he work as a taster at the distillery. Seeing how things have changed in the face of Russian, they asked if bad... — no, of course not, everything is just perfect! Only one question: "can the work take?" — Tell me, what does one green light? — Allow pedestrians to cross the street. — three green light? Is in a dark attic, the cat on the cat from the pleasure one eye closed. a New Russian bought a new "rolls Royce". Drove 100 miles. He gets a call from salon: Excuse me...

Private clinic, therapist, tired doctor slowly fills the paper. At some point there is a persistent knocking at the door. The doctor, without rising from his chair and without looking up, says to the patient, that he stopped pounding on the door and walked into the office. On the threshold shows a deep 85-year-old man. Cheerfully jumped to the table and sitting on the chair opposite, he happily tells the doctor: — Ivan Petrovich, you won't believe! I'm re-inspired by love! Next week I will have a wedding! Oh, I congratulate you! And how many of your beloved at this time? — She's still young and incredibly beautiful, she had just turned 18 years old! — So, my dear, I just have to warn you. You understand that if you are too zealous in the Affairs...

The Judge asks the defendant a fair one: — Why did you poison the neighbors? — And I said to poison cockroaches better together with neighbors. the Wife sees the husband standing on floor scales, pulls in your stomach. Believing that he is so trying to weigh less, said to him: — I don't think it will help you. — of Course I'll help, ' says the husband. — How else can I see numbers? — rose, I still do not understand why Sam keeps asking how I got on the personal front? — That sho is there to understand? To the front wants to... — Rabinovich, what salary do you expect? — "wow, this is all for me?". a man must at least once in your life to paint your nails with a hammer!

Morning in a traditional office. All employees already at work and have been busy moving the furniture. Some put it on the ground, others align it on the Ticker. The whole office is buzzing from such work. In the midst of this chaos stands a lady-the cleaning lady with a MOP in his hands and watching the bug fuss around. — the Sons, but what are you doing? Move, eh? — No, grandma, we arrange the furniture according to Feng Shui. When will put everything right, we immediately revenue will grow! — the Sons, I long ago work. Before the revolution this building was removed. But been here before. And when they fell sharply, the profit they bed didn't move, and once the prostitutes have changed.

One airline required the pilot. Came in for an interview the German, he began to ask, — What's your flight time? Sixteen thousand. — Great! What salary do you expect? Three thousand bucks a week. One thousand I'll take, the other give his wife, and the third to defer to the Bank. After the German in the interview came the Frenchman. Ask it: — What's your flight time? — the Ten thousand. — what salary do you expect? For six thousand bucks a week. Two thousand will take two to give my wife and two to his mistress. After the Frenchman came Russian. Ask it: — What's your flight time? What salary do you expect? — RAID, I have zero, and I want to make nine thousand dollars a week. Three thousand me three thousand for you, and for the remaining...

Police in his car the night patrolling the country road. Suddenly, in the headlights they see parked on the side of the car. As he approached, the police see a driver standing on all fours and blowing in the exhaust pipe. by Staying, out patrol, and one of them asks the driver: — what are you doing here? the Driver, wiping his forehead large drops of perspiration: — Yes, I see, on my right door dent was formed... I want it from the inside pressure to straighten. the Policeman scratched his head, goes to his companion, he whispers to him: — Look, this guy is a lunatic. Well it went on. sitting in the car, the police drove away a few meters, but then the patrol sitting behind the wheel, abruptly hits the brakes and starts leaping to laugh...

Early in the morning, all sleepy and rumpled programmer goes to the kitchen to brew another strong batch of coffee, and at the same time something to eat after a whole night of hard work on a new program. Then the kitchen comes his wife. Being attentive and caring wife, she immediately draws the attention that her husband is in upset feelings. Interested in: — to Sing, why are you frowning like that? That is, the program never zaporijya? — no, great work, like clockwork! — And then what? Errors in the code any? — No mistakes, perfect program, damn it! — So, what about your mood then?! Why are you so angry? — is a Sensitive... a NAP... on Backspace...

Advertising slogan of a construction firm: "We put the conscience." the Owners of luxury villas go and hung on the gate a sign: "Caution, very vicious dog!" Come — house robbed, on the gate hangs a paper: "Why should a dog slander?" — sit, Sit, sit down — said the old Professor, going into the female toilet. — the Doctor and where are you taking me? In a morgue! — So I'm not dead yet! — And we haven't arrived! Only two blondes can bet one of them is smarter, and both to lose.

At the spaceport is preparing the launch of a new rocket. In the control center is not overcrowded by workers of the cosmodrome and of the representatives of different factories involved in making rockets. Squeezing through the crowd to the center is composed of experienced engineer and his Intern. the Head start begins the countdown: — Start ten... nine... the Intern, the whole shaking, whispering to the senior companion: — Igor, why you don't want to tell them? — Quiet, Mike! — chic on a guy engineer. — No, you cannot. In details, we've made a lot of mistakes! This missile will not be able to fly! — So Mike, sit down and shut up! Six... five... continues the report Manager. — Igor, I can't do! Explode the rocket! — jumps up from his seat...

A Conversation between two friends: — do you Want a scary story to tell? — No, terrible! — will Not. Look! okay. — I'm Going, so black on a moonless night on the road and see before you... — Toad? — No, not a toad. Dark-pretendy forest! I went into it and see before you... — Toad? — No. Path! See the tropic! I went through it, hence the reason she brought me to the edge where I saw... — Toad? — what are you attached with your toad? No. I saw the old hut, went in and saw... — Toad? — No! Black dark room, and in the middle of it... — Toad? — No, the table! And on the table sat... — Toad! — Well, Yes, toad. — Ah, well I thought so!