Fresh jokes for 31.03.2017 (82 pieces)

- do You respect me?

- Respect.

- what if I died, would you give money to a wreath?

- of Course I would, what a speech!?..

- So give now. We better prop. Why would I want this wreath?

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the Last hope of my friends to get married disappeared when the bride's bouquet caught my ten year old sister.

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news: NATO in Germany, the gaining of the Russian-speaking extras for teachings.

so Vain is the risk dressed them in military uniforms, the weapons... Our organize themselves and take Berlin.

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Remember, I once wanted to enter the philological, but theirs the Dean was against it. Dunno why.

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the Country is all good, only the bad people - lazy, jealous and not want to work. Poor government - led by such people. They need milk for harm to give. Not just yachts and palaces.

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don't waste your money wisely. Money and mind are more useful to you...

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Until you learn to keep your mouth shut, they will fall out!

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SBU considers two versions of the shelling of the Polish Consulate in luck: the fire made the agents of Putin or Consulate fired itself.

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I'll tell you more, girls even have a separate guy with a car to drive around the city at night and not to give.

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I see you adrenaline and adventure wanted, thought Putin signed a decree on the spring conscription 142 thousand people.

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