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Fresh jokes for 30.03.2018 (70 pieces)

Fresh jokes every day on ugar.life 30.03.2018 at 17:38

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As gentlemen ought not to lie, for the post of Prime Minister are more likely to choose lady.

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Intends to take out of the fridge a couple of Beers for consultation.

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the Porter Institute of beauty and became famous among his colleagues a big tip.

- How do you do it? - asked his buddy.

- is Very simple. When clients come, I meet them with the words "Please, Madam!", and when they leave, I tell them: "good-bye, Mademoiselle!"

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When talking about the medical examination that you have to pass therapist, ophthalmologist, dentist, ENT, neurologist and others, I have a feeling that we are talking about the quest.

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to live like you want, you either want very little or to be able very much.

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Writing appeared among the ancient people together with the need to sign pots with seedlings in the spring not to confuse.

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it was Not necessary to call the car VAZ - Lada as Lada in Russia - the goddess of MARRIAGE.

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If too long not to pay a marital debt, it will grow no interest, and horns.

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But gourmets say that the axe attaches to the metallic mess zesty acidity, and a wooden handle - a magical, slightly subtle aroma of a spring forest.

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- Weird, but I've seen your face.

- Really strange, because I always carry it with you.

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