Fresh jokes for 01.04.2018 (58 pieces)

Man will drink - won't remember anything.

the Woman drink it and remembered everything!

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Russia in solidarity with Britain in the case Skripal will send diplomats 25 countries.

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UN Secretary-General expressed extreme concern about the actions of Israel against the Arab demonstrators, who were peacefully throwing stones at the Israeli police.

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once the red light was used for manifestation not only of depravity but also of film.

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Women are divided into two types:

1) Her Boobs - the dream

2) Her dream - Boobs

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Opens the cockpit door of a passenger airliner:

- Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I second the pilot of your plane. No one knows where our first pilot?

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One Scot asked why buying firewood, he chooses the most gnarled logs.

"therefore," replied the Scotsman, ' that they warm twice, once when chopping, and the second when they burn in the furnace.

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the media reported that Julia Skripal already can drink, eat and give evidence against Putin.

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Christine Lagarde was horrified, having seen declared Groisman tranche from the IMF.

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