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Fresh jokes for 03.04.2018 (64 pieces)

Fresh jokes every day Ugar.Su 03.04.2018 at 17:47

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A Psychiatrist by mistake instead of the test slipped the patient the form of the exam, the result of which he was simultaneously enrolled at MSU and to the day hospital.

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my wife's cat-British... decided on the sly too to send, it tries%of the house, had long dreamed of!

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- Your eyes are like two inductee.

- what?

One mows and the other one is really blue.

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Nutritionists advise to eat often, but gradually. The first part I have a good job.

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I have Before me two bills, one in denomination of 50 rubles, another worth 5000 rubles. Feel the difference?

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- Hey, April, you have the ground is white!

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- Why so few read Newspapers?

- Toilet paper is sold everywhere.

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As for selfies, you can sincerely smile, if you even take a picture no one?!

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the First drone of "Mail of Russia" fell shortly after takeoff.

at least you know what happened to the parcel.

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the Journalist asks the lifeguard on the beaches of Odessa:

- Shaw And the most unpleasant in your work?

- drowning men. If they do not save, they sink and when pulling out of the water, makes it CPR - start to beat...

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