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Fresh jokes for 04.04.2018 (76 pieces)

Fresh jokes every day Ugar.Su 04.04.2018 at 17:59

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Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you what you can be useful to me.

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Stability is when the dollar returns to its place, and the ruble prices... also remain in place.

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On a call to tech support: "I can't log in to the computer!" and I want to answer: "I do not know, try to change position...".

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the Ombudsman after his inauguration went to the world Cup and have committed harassment... "Great and mighty Russian language" - said to be Turgenev and he added: "In the mouth your feet!"

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Abraham met Sarah, rested in the sanatorium, at the station, came home, Abram takes a telegram from the table and shaking it in front of his nose Sarah says:

- Read!

read Sarah: - Abram, tomorrow arrive in 15-40 meet. Your favorite Sarah.

Abram: - Well, why did you write "Your favorite Sara"?

Sarah, glancing at the telegram asked in a whisper: - And what, already unloved?....

Abram: - Fool!!! You three extra words overpaid!

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the New logo of the Russian post: instead of the eagle - shestimotorny drone in the background of the brickwork.

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I Wonder when the statistics will start again from 1913 to compare?

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- KABOOM!

- Who's there?!

- drone "the Postman Pechkin", but can not open...

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- I was a fool when married you.

- Why... You...

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-Hello, this is radio Chanson

-Yes, listen you're on the air

-put a song Vladimir Central for brothers Magomedov

-from whom?

-from the Rotenberg brothers, fraternal

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