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Fresh jokes for 14.04.2018 (71 pieces)

Fresh jokes every day on ugar.life 14.04.2018 at 18:29

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Any man will confirm that get out of the house easier, than to clean it.

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- I do exercises every morning!

- I do exercises every evening. Otherwise charging can't keep up.

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- Cuckoo, cuckoo: how many years left to live? You feel stupid, Petit...

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Queen for a long time digging in her purse, then with a charming smile said to the policeman who stopped the car behind the wheel where she sat:

- Please, let's see where my rights are. Without glasses I can't see beyond their noses.

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the Official Supervisory body drops into home and yells to his wife:

- Dear all, we have blocked Telegram! - goes into the room, kisses his wife on the cheek, looking at the monitor, pauses for a second and says: - You... in the Telegram? But how?!

- So I find ways around wrote the day before yesterday.

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After the Telegram Roskomnadzor decided to block the air, as extremists and terrorists use it to pass each other messages with sound waves, a carrier of which he is.

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Russian Ivanov refused to pay taxes.

"We understand that the money which comes from tax payments, can break the law, be used by terrorist and extremist organizations, corrupt officials, pose a threat to Russia's security, life and health of citizens, by tax Organum," continued Ivanov.

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the Lesson of law:

- Vovochka, why the need for laws?

- the Laws govern the arbitrariness of the authorities.

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- Fima Rabinovich all the time he asks the father to the pocket money.

- Look, son, says his father - in life there are things more important than money...

- you Know, dad, but when I am these things in a café or in a night club, it is still worth the money...

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Now the most important thing, that "Malaysian Airlines" started to fly back and forth over Syria ...

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