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The joke about the hunter and his Wake-up call in service of rescue

Pectrum 11.07.2018 at 11:00

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An ordinary day, nothing portends trouble. Then suddenly I get a call rescue service:

— Girl, help! What do I do?! I am a hunter, drove peace from the forest, when suddenly this deer jumped into the road! I got it! How am I supposed to be?!

— well, first of all calm down. Say a large deer was?

— Yes! But now it lies lifeless, twitching occasionally, but there's so much blood!

— You mentioned that you are a hunter, right?

— Yeah, right.

— That is, the weapons you got on you?

— Yes, there is.

— Then shoot him, to not suffer.

the Man thanked the girl for the advice and hangs up. But after a couple more minutes and the bell rings again:

— Yeah, girl, it's me again!

— You shot the deer?

— Yes, it did, as you advised. So, what now, with his motorcycle to do?