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angry wife scolds her husband:
- What the hell are you doing home at four in the morning!
- what? I have no right to have Breakfast with the family?
— the Doctor, at me after your meds all turns out.
— of Course! You see it says, "Outer"...
the study showed, on the mats most often Japanese sit on the sofas - Americans, on the bunk - Russian, and on suitcases -
- You know, the wife always compares me with Alain Delon.
- But you did not like.
- Here she repeats the same thing.
When Russian tourists falls into mountain gorge, echo blush in advance.
1 Sep. The teacher asks:
- Well, children, what books you read over the summer? Here you are Mary, what book you have read and what conclusions have you made?
- I read "How the steel was tempered"! And I realized that life should be lived so that was not painfully hurt for aimlessly lived years!
- Great! And you, Seryozha?
- I read "the Three Musketeers". And I realized that we must be friends so that one for all and all for one!
- Clever! And you, little johnny, what you have read?
"the Destiny of man."
- Beautiful book! What conclusions for themselves have made?
- after the third is not a snack!
Announcement: Theatre invites young temperamental actress. Payment
I'll say this: at a time when there was no Internet, people at night often hung out with each other in bed.
— What is that men do not like during sex?
— Honey, I'm back, are you home?
In a psychiatrist's office tumble guy — broken glasses on his head what a mess, hanging from the ears cabbage from the soup, back in flour, belly in broken eggs... a Psychiatrist with interest:
— I wonder, I Wonder... what would you, my dear, bother you?
— At the moment I'm worried about the state of... my wife.
- what is the Russian society and the Internet after the new year so excited for new types of food packaging?
- So invisible hand of the market by the balls came from.
If I was 25 years ago knew that the stores will sell as many varieties of dumplings, - hell I got married!
On a job offer I always refuse, and the offer to drink takeways.
One man beat his donkey. People gathered around, asking... 09.02.2019 at 18:31
The couple have dinner. Wife eats almost nothing. Husband asks in surprise... 09.02.2019 at 18:30
Son Senchukova and fish grew and turned into a real macho 09.02.2019 at 18:30
The apartment is a designer with interesting details Madrid (95 m) 09.02.2019 at 18:28
Masterpiece of street photography by fan Ho about life in Hong Kong 50-60 years 09.02.2019 at 18:28
Then you try again 09.02.2019 at 18:27
The winged monument in Semyazino 09.02.2019 at 18:26
The poor soldiers of Christ: 10 facts about the knights Templar 09.02.2019 at 18:26
5 creepy facts about the human zoos that were popular in the early 20th century 09.02.2019 at 18:26