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History №1, 04, 2019

A dozen new stories. Anecdotes from Russia. 03.10.2019 at 21:00

Jokes from Russia - the most funny jokes, stories, sayings and phrases, poems, cartoons, and other humor. Go from 8 November 1995. Compiler Dima Verner

Sofa and Germans

as an epigraph a replica of one inhabitant of Bavaria.

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"And has met on Ukraine bread "Bavarian". Delicious. With raisins and walnuts. We in Bavaria such a nifiga is not present." (end of quote)

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At the dawn of perestroika, when, after the "big Bang" there was nothing, and it was only faith in a brighter tomorrow, we bought a sofa "Dresden". There is a series of sofas from Uryupinsk with German names. Cologne, remember, Berlin, whatever. But we somehow liked it in Dresden.

don't know why marketers furniture factory decided to give their products names of German cities may be in retaliation for the occupation during the war, but the fact remains - a terrible and inhuman the product of the furniture industry, I have never met, neither before nor after.

to arrange a sofa in a sleeping state required six healthy, sober, and intelligent young men. I'm not exaggerating. If for example there were five men, and the role of the sixth man was the woman, the sofa could rebel and someone to pinch. To shoot or spring. In short, a miracle and not the furniture.

we Bought it as a guest. Guests in those years, traveled a lot, who eat, who on the contrary, have a drink, who just. Moscow city transit. And guests also need something to sleep. So. For all its faults, the sofa had one undeniable positive feature. Once on it staying overnight on a visit to us will not go never.

once the friends from Germany called us to wait two German women. What purpose do these Germans came to us, I do not remember, they just needed a place to stay. But in conversation it became clear that the Germans are not these from somewhere, and from Dresden.

When we happily announced the name of the couch on which they slept, the Germans cried and swore it wasn't true.

And we never saw them.

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